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Feb 18
When I learn the Spanish word for insecticide, it's over for you bichos.
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I love how flerfs think they need to verbosely explain simple concepts like the vanishing point, and completely ignore the fact that we're talking about things being visible behind the horizon.
That's not how perspective works. You don't have stuff beyond the vanishing point.
That is how perspective works.
Below is a model of a barbed wire fence on a flat plane. The fence is repeated every 200 meter for 10km.
After the first 1000 or so meters the fences all start blurring together until 30 fences all appear as a black strip on the horizon. The sharp edges have gone. All we see is a condensed version of the fences.
Same principle happens with water. A curved surface is not required for this optical effect to take place.
If we are standing on the seashore, looking out to sea, the horizon appears to be at eye level. It appears very sharp, because all that we can see is compressed to a sharp angle’
This effect is happening in the picture above with air haze above the shoreline where the land meets the water. As the water gets closer to the shoreline, there is a layer of haze, created by tiny aerosol droplets of seawater that are ejected into the air when waves break and bubbles burst at the ocean surface. Even in a bay, there are small waves that create this effect closer to the shoreline.
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Jun 13
Weight lifting is like marriage. It requires commitment, but some people will always cheat
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Jun 13
Flerfs forget that we can see the sun with our own eyes.
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Lord Pinky retweeted
Jun 9
Flerfs: The sun and the moon is the same size.
Also flerfs: Look how the sun gets bigger and smaller.
@Mctoon27 's fourth law of flerf:
Every attempt to flerf-explain a phenomenon contradicts flerf-explanations of some other phenomena. No exceptions.
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Jun 12
The wet white flour goes over the dry white flour.
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Jun 12
Europeans are posting videos of themselves enjoying things about America, and I love that. How can you not love someone enjoying your country?
So in August, when I go to Spain, I'll post videos of me enjoying things that they have there, like a nude beach.
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Jun 12
Maybe people would be less likely to assault you if you didn't look and act like criminals.
Jun 12
To be clear: We will NOT comply with @GovernorVA’s unconstitutional mask ban.
Our law enforcement officers are facing a coordinated campaign of violence including a more than 1,300% increase in assaults and an 8,000% increase in death threats. Our officers wear masks to protect themselves and their families.
Thank you to @TheJusticeDept for continuing to stand with the heroic men and women of our law enforcement.
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Jun 12
This guy was having AI write long-form treatises on why God must exist. If you reply, it's another long-for missive, written by AI.
I told him to make them short and to the point rather than wasting everyone's time. He was finally able to write without having AI pad it.
Jun 12
If the truth ain’t worth the time to you, then you aren’t worth the time to respond to.
Enjoy drowning in your own ignorance.
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Jun 12
Debate is when you accept my wild claims; harassment is when you push back.
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Jun 11
Some people are seemingly getting offended by this. It's just somebody being amused at the novelty of something that's completely different from where it comes from.
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Jun 11
The president's handlers have some code phrases they use around certain maintenance issues that they don't want to be understood by everyone.
For example, they might ask "Does 'diaper' have a 'p' in it?"
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Jun 11
I don't have any idea what it's about, of course, but they ask it about four times a day.
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Jun 11
Of the two of us in this discussion, I'm the only one who bothered to look anything up. So of course I haven't bothered to do any of my own research.
Which is to say, pretending to find the truth behind the Giant Conspiracy ("the approved narrative").
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Jun 11
FINALLY!
The little shitbird who couldn't be bothered to look anything up himself finally gave up when I did his investigation for him.
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Jun 11
This person is so close to seeing where they actually stand.
Ça fait 5 ans qu'on nous avait dit ça ! Ce type d'infos ne devrait pas être partagée, ça décrédibilise les complotistes et donne du grain à moudre aux fucked checkers et autres mougeons qui nous prennent toujours pour des fous
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Jun 10
Serial killer confesses on X.
Jun 10
Well, out of the 13 people I know that got the vaccine, only 5 of them are left 😪
Lost 4 more last week.
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Lord Pinky retweeted
I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
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