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Joined June 2026
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Jun 11
With the race to the bottom on service and never ending price increases I high key expect the next market disruptors to be those that can sincerely offer high end service / product without submitting to PE decay
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Jun 10
Performative LinkedIn AI slop is my surest sign we’re at the next stage of Polybius’ Anacyclosis
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Jun 9
Just overheard a street argument where one sides defence was ‘ I’m a PISCES from BROOKLYN’
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Jun 9
The best part of leaving the cult of rowing was joining the cult of equinox which is full of retired rowers
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Jun 5
I thought delayed flights were my worst nightmare on a work trip but no, turns out it’s assigned train seats and someone continuously coughing next to you for the 3 hour duration
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Jun 5
Luckily I now get to have a total of 5 hours coughing ASMR 😌
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Jun 5
I also do not understand why every form of transit is legally mandated to be -300 degrees
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Jun 4
So proud to announce I’ve been followed by my FAVOURITE retirement asset themed influencer @401Casey
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