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Toon fans, are you sad, happy or indifferent Gordon is leaving, and why?
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🚨 BREAKING: Liverpool unveil new home kit for 2026/27 season.
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Can someone fill me in with #CreweAlex takeover please. I need to know what the craic is. Cheers x
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The borough is a shithole already, but this is so grim.
Here is the make up of St Helens Borough Council following today's election count. Reform have overall control of the council.
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For the love of God get Starmer out or we're gonna become a facist nation. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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18 years since Dean Ashton earned his diploma from Scissorbastard University. Sensational.

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WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE 💀💀
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Y’ALL ARE IN BIG TROUBLE 🥶🥶
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Y’ALL ARE IN BIG TROUBLE 🥶🥶
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What a career he’s had after leaving Rangers. Now winning the Premier League down south as well!
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Gone for a swim with the pool to myself, gone in the sauna with the sauna to myself, now in the gym with noone but me and the Mrs. This is wild. Used to being surrounded by people.
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These lot spent all summer twerking for him and now want him gone. Love it.
Honestly signing Isak for 125 million has been an absolute shambles. Before he arrived at LFC he'd missed 1/3 of Newcastle games over the previous 3 seasons. So we had our warning. This season he has been fully fit for about 5 games. We cannot go into next season relying on Isak fitness 👍
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Mentally still here. #crewealex
What a way to win it in the 91st minute! 😱 Matus Holicek causing absolute scenes with this late winner for Crewe @crewealexfc | @EFL
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Can’t break PL rules if you’re not in the PL

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Been a great signing 👏👏👏
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Kirk Cousins agent
If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?
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Walking out of the ground with a smile on my face, nice one #CreweAlex fought hard against a very impressive @OfficialOAFC and 2 brilliant goals get us 3 points.
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Back at gresty road this Saturday to see them play off pushing reds. Neglected em too much this season through either work, or running the Mrs or the lad to St James park to see the toon. Cant wait to be home ❤️ #CreweAlex.
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Newcastle @worflags have a message for the visiting Sunderland fans… ahead of the first derby in a decade! #NUFC #SAFC
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