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Joined June 2014
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Off to see The Death of Robin Hood
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It would be really nice if people stopped writing interesting books that I want to read, because my TBR pile is now a pile of piles and I'm going to have to haunt a couple of libraries after I die to read everything I want to at this rate
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I think I look ok for my age while simultaneously thinking I’m pretty ugly…it’s a phenomenon that needs to be studied
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dumb people always be like, “Everyone else is dumb like me” 🙄
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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Brown- Indiana (girl) Grey- Hank (boy) White- Newt (girl)
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Such beautiful dogs. What’s there names
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Sir a second European nation that likes to drink has hit boston
#Norway fans have started trickling into Boston. They’re already making friends with #Scotland who will be here all week….
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me trying to come up with an excuse not to go to work tomorrow:
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Jun 14
Then shave your pus*y Steve, it's that simple.
I like my pussy shaved ladies. It's basic HYGIENE.
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Reason 147 why I don’t lie out anymore
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Jun 13
From 500-foot homers at 13 years old to his first Major League homer 😮 Blaze Jordan has arrived 🔥
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The first inning in the Astros-Royals game lasted almost an hour 😳
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The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks
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Jun 12
Ambidextrous pitcher 🤯 Cardinals prospect Jurrangelo Cijntje notched strikeouts as a righty AND a lefty last night!
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Hitler killed himself and Germany surrendered. Japan got nuked. Do they teach history in Ohio?
JD Vance: If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.
Community note
World War II ended with unconditional surrenders by Germany on May 8, 1945, and Japan on September 2, 1945, rather than negotiation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unconditi… archives.gov/milestone-docu… nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/end…
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The only way I can watch this is with assurance that the dog survives.
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I am so in for this one. Brad Pitt. Alaska. A plane crash. A retired Special Forces operator. One loyal combat dog. No CGI multiverse nonsense, no superheroes, no forced plot twists—just survival, grit, and man versus nature. The fact that it’s directed by David Ayer and reunites him with Brad Pitt after Fury makes me even more bullish. Everything coming out of the early previews suggests it’s less of an action movie and more of a story about resilience, loyalty, grief, and survival. “One last mission” is exactly the vibe. Not saving the world. Not stopping an alien invasion. Just a broken warrior and the only partner he trusts trying to make it home. That’s the kind of movie Hollywood forgot how to make. September can’t get here fast enough. 🐺🏔️🐕‍🦺
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I don’t know what happened here because that was not true at all 💀💀
Steven Spielberg has revealed that the entire third act of ‘DISCLOSURE DAY’ is being kept out of the marketing.
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Someone accused my review of DD as “clickbait”… bruh, if I wanted clickbait, I would’ve done my review in a bikini
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‘WIDOW'S BAY’ has been renewed for Season 2.
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