'I'm gonna have to library science the shit out of this!' Librarian, author, dad, Skee-Ball junkie. Loves robots, funny dice, dragons & Fireball Island. He/him
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THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK IS CAPITALISM
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TRUMP: I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz
TRUMP 1 HOUR LATER: The strait will open on Friday
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an amy and vincent reunion via karen’s instagram 🧡🌻
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💪💪💪
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Fox is just making up name for this interview
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BREAKING: The Ecuadorians have captured the Hard Rock Cafe ahead of their #WorldCup match
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The White House is now beefing with the weather
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Photosynthesis is bipartisan….😎
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is quite green this morning. For @Bloomberg photos. gettyimages.com/search/2/ima…
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Um torcedor do Japão sendo jogado pro alto no meio da festa da torcida da Holanda
E com um Pikachu na mão!!!!
COPAAAAAAA
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It has been reported that a 125-decibel sound level was recorded during Flower of Scotland, which makes it the loudest noise at a World Cup tournament ever 🏴 👇
𝘐𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 @SPARScotland
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘈𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦
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This is for the folks insisting there was no taxpayer funding used to put on this event.
NOW: Maryland State Police join National Guard, federal agents, and DC Police agencies in protecting White House UFC event tonight.
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NEW: Pope Leo XIV’s new archbishop of New York, Ronald Hicks, celebrates the Knicks’ title with Mayor Zohran Mamdani at the city’s Puerto Rican festival.
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Imagine being triggered by THE WEATHER. True snowflake behavior! ❄️
This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.
Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.
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TELL ME, MUSE, ABOUT A COMPLICATED RODENT...
All the Europeans who didn’t travel to America for the World Cup are going to be inundated with tales of a giant, beaver-owned gas station that sells BBQ and beef jerky when their friends get home.
It’ll be like Homer singing the Odyssey at dinner parties.
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All the Europeans who didn’t travel to America for the World Cup are going to be inundated with tales of a giant, beaver-owned gas station that sells BBQ and beef jerky when their friends get home.
It’ll be like Homer singing the Odyssey at dinner parties.
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Jun 13
“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king.
The palace becomes a circus.“
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“Yes, but you see he owns the bar, so every time he gets belligerently drunk and yells out slurs, he is working!”
Jun 13
Elon literally owns this site, so every time he uses it, with his 240m followers, he is working.
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Not believing in science can really bite you in the ass.
$14 million “beautification” and just 3 days later it looks worse than ever because there was a reason we didn’t paint the reflecting pool dark colors like “American flag blue.” Mainly that it would raise the water temp and cause rapid algae growth.
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Individuals who make Pride Night about themselves are exactly why these events are held. The existence of LGBTQ people should not be a matter of opinion or morality. They are human beings and deserve to be treated with respect.
Jun 13
UPDATE: At least 4 San Francisco Giants players protested Pride Night on Friday vs Chicago
1. Starting pitcher Landen Roupp wrote Genesis 9:12-16 on his Pride hat
2. Reliever Sam Hentges refused to wear the Pride hat (just like Blake Treinen)
3. Reliever JT Brubaker wrote Genesis 9:13-15 on his Pride hat
4. Reliever Ryan Walker wrote a message on the side of his Pride hat was unreadable on the broadcast
*I couldn't tell on the broadcast if outspoken Christian Robbie Ray protested as well
Well done, gentlemen. You've set a great example for other Christian athletes 👏
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