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kristin hooker @HookerTheWriter

Writer of short humorous fiction. Only tweeting fun stuff, no bummers.

Joined February 2019
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kristin hooker@HookerTheWriter
11 Jan 2021
Book release! - Idiots and Robots. There's always time for very short stories that take place in the near future. #writingcommunity #bookrelease #humor #zombie #robot #sasquatch #satanicpanic #mlm #pyramidscheme #cult #occult tinyurl.com/y54l62ty

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. @yourewrongabout Ya’ll inspired me to share this satanic panic book I read (and absolutely ate up) when I was a teenager. Everyone be careful out there. There’s satanic nurses trying to kill us! vm.tiktok.com/ZMRJbao72/
Enjoying #MitchellsvsTheMachines Ya like funny stories about the singularity? Check out my book! Idiots and Robots amazon.com/dp/1736442619/ref…
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Luna Station@lunaquarterly
9 Mar 2021
Kristin Hooker's story, "Inspector 36", is set in a world where you can hire a robot to do your work for you. The reason is more relevant to today than you might think. @hookerthewriter buff.ly/3bssa2K
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Pleased to have a story in Luna! Check out Inspector 36 and more. #automation #Dystopia #surveillance #fiction #scifi
Luna Station@lunaquarterly
1 Mar 2021
What has 2 thumbs, 15 stories by women authors, and 1 spectacular cover? 👍This mag👍That's right, Issue 045 of LSQ is here and ready for reading. Welcome to Year 12! buff.ly/2PgBMot
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Luna Station@lunaquarterly
1 Mar 2021
What has 2 thumbs, 15 stories by women authors, and 1 spectacular cover? 👍This mag👍That's right, Issue 045 of LSQ is here and ready for reading. Welcome to Year 12! buff.ly/2PgBMot
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Sometimes I write something that is probably too silly to go in my upcoming middle reader. Today I wrote something called Tornado Drill the Musical. Those kids put on a heck of a show! #slacksville
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I lament how pandemic parenting has caused my brain to ferment like so much forgotten grape juice left under the couch but jostled every time my son jumps on it. The Mom Queue — why my brain no longer works any good link.medium.com/lPAp2zASXcb #PandemicParenting #momlife

The Mom Queue — why my brain no longer works any good

Sometimes when my son is beyond frustrated about something, I ask him to draw his feelings. Usually this results in wild scribbles, but…

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You ever wake up at 2am and write down an idea that seems brilliant at the time? Here's what I wrote last night: "This frozen homunculus is an abomination against God! I call it The Abominable Snowman!" #writingcommmunity #merrychristmas
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My son at bedtime: Where does God live? Me: Heaven. Son: What is facebook? Me: ...We don't have time for such a big question right now.
Looking for other speculative humor authors. I'm putting out my first book next month-ish and I'm having trouble finding readalikes. It's humor in a world with sci fi and horror elements like zombies, robots, and cults. I want to see your stuff! #WritingCommunity
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Special report: today I saw a punk in Walgreens. He was about 40, spiky black hair, aviators, black leather jacket, stud belt, wallet chain, dark blue jeans cuffed, skull hanky in back pocket, black converse high tops. He was buying Got 2b spike gel. He wore no mask. End report.
I find everyday life absurd.
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A short essay. "You blow out the candles, everyone claps, and the air is filled with nine ephemeral wisps whose scent lingers long after they're gone. Your birthday is past its peak." #birthdays #ChildhoodMemories #sadness medium.com/@HookerTheWriter/…
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#whitepeoplelovesaying “So quiet! We all must have been really hungry!” when their food arrives and everyone’s silently eating.
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I mixed chicken broth with marinara to make tomato soup and it wasn’t good, but tomato soup is just tomato and liquid and herbs so where did I go wrong? I committed a food abomination, I guess, but technically it should have been good. #chef #foodhacks #fail #innovator
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Further detail, I added toffutti sour cream thinking it would dissolve but it didn’t. That’s the white chunks. And that’s a vegan smoked Gouda grilled cheese. That was good.
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Neil Breen@NeilBreen
25 Jan 2020
INDIE film INVESTORS ! I'm looking for major film investors for my 6th theatrical feature film. I have self-funded my prior 5 profitable films. I am not going to self-fund my 6th film. I'm not going to use crowd funding. Please send me a PM with their email address. Neil Breen
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A treat for #Neilbreen fans. My friend found this while working in an LA bookstore. Nothing but love 💕 for this outsider artist.
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Seems like @HDTGM would be into this. 🙌🏼
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