emotionally diversified in Miami
Joined May 2026
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me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO
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Day 5: surely not yet blocked because @woahhvickyyy has been doomscrolling UFC 250 content
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I don’t got time anymore a dude dm me some weird stuff im blocking him
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nothing unites Miami transplants like pretending they all grew up playing soccer after a USA World Cup win
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USA is playing Paraguay like Penny Lane is handing out the trophy
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USA’s karlo kream must think the player of the match gets to rail lines off her natties
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
miami girls who “don’t really do this anymore” 15 minutes after a bag appears
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
secret to happiness: close big deals, buy big boat, take billionaire friends out on boat with only fans girls on a random tuesday.
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“I just think Elon having that much money is excessive. And pretty racist if you ask me.”
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day 4: only weird stuff is that i haven’t been blocked. can only assume @woahhvickyyy is too caught up in spacex cafeteria lady drama
Jun 9
I don’t got time anymore a dude dm me some weird stuff im blocking him
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there are people who spent a decade optimizing for a 20% bonus while someone else was handing out mashed potatoes at SpaceX
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asking for a friend: how long after becoming a trillionaire is it appropriate to jerk-off
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if your answer isn’t immediately you’re either a woman or a liar
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can elon tweet the n word now?
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crazy the world's first trillionaire is african
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
Day 1 for the intern is officially in the books. Net contribution was negative after she returned with a cappuccino when I very clearly requested a black americano. Were she not a hot Asian woman, HR would already be involved. Cautiously optimistic for Day 2.
The investment committee was split on whether we needed one hot Asian intern or two.
After extensive due diligence, we landed on two.
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "sloppy joe…"
me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO
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hand up, sorry guys. will be sure to review every post ever made on X before hitting ‘post’ next time.
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same but the bug was 6’7” and smelled like Dior Sauvage
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bug flew into the back of my throat and i instantly puked everywhere #nice
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me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO
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