Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! He/Him BLM
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22 Jan 2020
I am going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.
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May 17
Texas teachers worked 187 days last year for an average salary of about $55,000. Members of the House of Representatives worked about 87 days last year for $174,000, and Mike Johnson has the audacity to complain about it??
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May 17
My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.
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May 16
Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.
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May 16
Hang it in the Louvre
May 16
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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May 13
Billionaires are always like, “Raising taxes on billionaires won’t work because we’ll be huge fucking bitches about it.”
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So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 
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May 9
There is no limit to the amount of clothes you can put on. There is a limit to the amount of clothes you can take off
HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.
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May 8
🎵 You’ve got Cheesy Blasters! 🎶
May 8
You take the ivermectin, mix it with some hydroxychloroquine, dilute it in raw milk, then shoot it straight up the butthole.
You got nothing to worry about, bro
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I just want to point out....
The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.
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The simple truth is that anyone with anything close to that level of empathy simply wouldn't be able to reach anything close to bezos levels of wealthy, because that amount of money requires unbelievable amounts of human exploitation
May 5
I don't get greed. If I had Bezos cash, I'd be fixing a problem every week. Homelessness? Not on my watch. Hungry kids in school? No way. Animal shelters full? I'll build 10,000 more.
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Operation Epstein Fury sucks
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Mar 25
If you’re scared of “athletes pretending to be women” wait’ll you hear about fascists pretending to be Christian
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Mar 15
My apartment in 2005 was $550 a month. With inflation, it should now be $930. I just looked it up, and It's currently $1700 a month. It's greed killing these kids, not avacado toast and Starbucks.
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