Function Fitness Coach that helps stabilize internal and external systems.

Joined March 2023
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Just wear the hat bigot
🚨TRENDING: San Francisco Giants pitcher Sam Hentges declined to wear the team’s Pride Night cap on Friday night, infuriating some members of the fanbase. “It was equal parts bigoted and embarrassing, and blame deserves to shine throughout the organization,” Giants analyst Brady Klopfer wrote, noting that several other players wore the Pride hats but wrote biblical verses next to the logo.
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This is sarcasm.
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The comments are wild. I should make my sarcastic posts more discernible lol
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West coast needle shortage incoming
BREAKING: The entire Med Line warehouse in Tracy is on fire with embers spreading smaller fires in the grass and trees throughout the area near houses. Multiple big rigs and employees’ cars in the parking lot are also on fire. 🔥 #tracy #california 🎥 @TracyMountainR
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The Internet is such a wild place I’m here getting my lift on and look over and spot @AbudBakri yapping 🤣
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Replying to @curnuttcaleb
6. Coach(es) If you plan to do a show then I believe it is an absolute must to have a coach. Especially if it’s your first one (but even the pros have coaches so 🤷🏼‍♂️). I hired @HypertrophyHub as my coach and I was extremely happy with my decision. Took so much pressure off the process by having programming in place, macros set, and just that added resource to ask questions and bounce ideas off of. He’s also a dad with a family so he was great to work with (no matter how many times my check-ins were off schedule 😬). He also hooked me up with a great posing coach to fine tune everything for the stage.
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Trophy Dad retweeted
🧵 Alright folks here is the breakdown to my path to my first bodybuilding show 🧵 ⚠️ Disclaimer ⚠️: this was MY experience what how I did it. Everyone’s road will look different because everyone is different. What worked for me may not work for you. Do your own research and find what works for you. Ok, let’s get into it 👇🏻
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Just wear the hat bigot
Blake Treinen is a devout believer in a God that teaches you to love everyone and treat others the way you want to be treated. He is a hypocritical bigot. LGBTQ people deserve to be treated equally and with respect. People like Treinen are why Pride events are necessary.
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Or, hear me out. Doing man shit you would never be able to accomplish in your wildest dreams fucks up your sleep schedule after 11 years and tanks all your levels. But of course, your room temp Iq is unable to understand this and will default to “hurr testosterone is for the weak hurrr”
You're a fucking loser nerd at your core pretending to be a "tough guy" due to artificial testosterone just like every other dipshit on it 😂 "But, but, but that was the old me..." A weak jaw is the clearest sign of naturally low testosterone which is why it doesn't change 🤣
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ALT Mad Arthur GIF by MOODMAN

Replying to @HypertrophyHub
Everyone else is a loser when you’re on “trt” plus other exogenous peds.
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My kids are going to mature and realize that their dad is not an asshole He just wanted them to succeed in a world full of losers & lazy people with no work ethic.
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RT @hanz333_: @JackedBasedMgr @HypertrophyHub You’re right, I’m gonna take every opportunity to tell him he’s single because he’s an autist…
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News flash. I know.
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The key to dealing with haters is this: Ask yourself “would i ever want to switch places with this person?” In this case the answer is a resounding no. Never in a million years, so no i do not respect your advice or your opinion. You scroll people’s feeds talking shit and tearing people down. Oh no i have tiny calves hurr hurr. But thanks for scrolling, saving my picture to your phone. Happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈
Replying to @HypertrophyHub
This is kind of pathetic. I don't want people to tell me I'm looking huge because they're "returning the favor". I only want them to tell me I'm looking huge if they actually think I'm looking huge. Anything else is fake and gay circlejerking. PS you don't have big legs. They're one of your worst body parts
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A few weeks ago a zoomer told me i had big legs. Saw him today told him he’s looking huge. What goes around comes around
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If there ever was a more perfect “soft bigotry of low expectations” This is it.
I am so fucking sick of watching republicans scream about CA elections You want to fucking know why CA takes so long to count ballots? Let's take a state like Montana. Their total state population is 1.4 million while ours here in CA is 40 million In Montana, about 300K people vote. In CA, about 24 million people vote I know you ignorant, toothless, GOP motherfuckers barely passed basic math, but when you have tens of millions of votes, this takes longer to count So shut your fucking Pie Holes & deal with it bitches
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Cardio during prep week. Yes/no Why/ why not. I have my thoughts but interested to hear yours
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Incredible.
JUST IN: Nithya Raman soars to a 71% chance of advancing to the LA mayoral runoff, as officials continue processing mail-in ballots.
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Trophy Dad retweeted
It seems @Michael_Druggan is doing a 3 month on 3 month off cycle of shitting on @PGC1a_RB for easy engagement. But why?
Why would you pick on Rich
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Trophy Dad retweeted
In this thread: All he did was StErOiDs!! Correct. I’m on gear. And it’s fucking glorious. If the retards truly paid attention they’d see I’ve never claimed otherwise. In my experience here’s what steroids have done for me: Steroids get you out of bed at 3:45am to train Steroids go to the gym for you at least 5 times a week, never missing a training session in 18 months Steroids lift the weights for you Steroids take you back to the gym 3 nights a week for a grueling ab routine Steroids do 45-50 minutes of cardio 5-7 times a week Steroids check in with your coach weekly Steroids prep all your meals for the week on Sunday Steroids hit your assigned macros on a daily basis Steroids get rid of booze for you Steroids make sure you make it to your kids activities Literally all you have to do is take steroids guys.
If you take your time, trust the process, do it right, who knows what can happen. 20lbs of tissue in a year is what can happen actually. 162->182 @snobbyhops
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