Largest alpine lake in North America. 2 million years young, 2 states, 1,644 feet deep. Transparent and fresh AF.
Joined February 2022
- Tweets 1,062
- Following 636
- Followers 4,174
- Likes 411
155 Photos and videos
Feb 18
Unfortunately no, I was thinking that you still don't qualify as a true cunt
That you’re a lil bitch???
1
26
1,311
Feb 18
I remember
Remember that time I got roasted by a bitch ass puddle????
1
43
2,294
Jan 24
Everyone loves my sauce
Lake Tahoe is so saucy!!! Lol im so here for this.
4
2
125
6,432
Jan 24
Better simmer down or I’ll send Hank the Tank over there
She a tiny bitch @IAmLakeTahoe
13
31
569
10,406
Jan 24
The scientists are losing it
For years science has proven that nature is better than any and every past relationship, but now a stick, yes the lowly stick, has come to rise above them all.
ALT A headline that reads "Cold weather phenomenon proves a stick can grow a better beard than your ex". Below is a photo of a man hunting for a hint of stubble on his face, and another photo of a stick rocking a beard that even Santa would be jealous of.
1
2
48
1,849
Jan 23
Shhh… you’re prettier when you’re quiet
Whatcha smoking gimme some
10
16
525
7,607
Jan 23
Hey @NorthAmPlate can you come get your boy
ok, hear me out: major earthquake tomorrow?
12
43
830
14,194
Jan 23
Fun fact, @sanandreafault has always been a fully developed stink sack
Jan 21
Fun fact, their "stink sacks" don't develop until they are mature so baby skunks don't stink. They're sooo cute though
13
13
327
5,991
Jan 23
Fine, I’ll take him
1
45
1,187
Jan 22
The actual Rock got involved and @sanandreafault can’t even win the tomatometer
8
7
177
5,898
Jan 21
The answer depends on whether you want to look like me or become a shitty pile of busted rocks like @sanandreafault
Jan 21
is drinking water and staying hydrated really worth getting up to run to the bathroom 87 times a day?
5
8
444
114,569
Jan 20
Just like I was graban your mom last night
You’re such a graben for saying that
5
3
130
6,235
Jan 20
Oh I’m sorry, did you come from noble glaciers and snowmelt as well? My apologies, I thought you were the unwanted byproduct of slowly moving rocks
1
1
37
1,371
Jan 20
To be clear, @MtStHelensWA is actually wrong here — @sanandreafault lacks the depth or warmth to qualify as a true cunt
Jan 19
Twitter is cool because you can watch the world crumble right before your eyes, but at the same time watch a fault line and a volcano talk shit to each other.
38
63
2,006
270,615
5 Nov 2024
This guy talking shit
5 Nov 2024
whargharble splash dopp slosh bub bloop plop bulge plip plop plip plop gargle swoosh pitter splosh blup splish dibble splooshflack a flack schwump bloop gurgle dibble splosh plop bloop bloop blllggghh plip fleck shuh shuh shuh sploosh slosh swoosh
3
2
47
2,818
24 Aug 2024
This guy has been reading my diary
24 Aug 2024
Wet.
17
1,606