In an alternate universe:
"Making the $ note smaller is the only way to stop those "Buy Bitcoin" Ordinal spammers! Less surface, less spam! Fiat is money, not a database!"
Bugle News is devastated to share that Timothy Cumfield has passed away at the age of 45.
He was riding in the sidecar of his wife's @harleydavidson when it became detached, swerved into oncoming traffic, and was OBLITERATED by a driverless @Waymo killing him instantly.