Joined February 2012
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I Have To Poop retweeted
My mom has been congratulating me on every poop I've taken since 1983 and I'm a walking ball of confidence.
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I Have To Poop retweeted
16 May 2012
Thinking of becoming a lesbian because I'm sick of pooping real poop I'd rather poop glitter rainbows.
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I Have To Poop retweeted
17 May 2012
Wow this poop came out flawlessly and smooth
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17 May 2012
You ever stand up quickly to try and get away from a painful deuce? #poop
30 Apr 2012
RT @kerri_cloninger: I have to poop.
30 Apr 2012
Boss seems to think I spend too much time in the bathroom...
30 Apr 2012
RT @nfatout: Woke up this morning with no poop in my butt. Gonna be a good day.
29 Apr 2012
The guy in the stall next to me sounds like he is throwing mashed potatoes against the wall. #gross
25 Apr 2012
Pretty sure that's not just a fart... #poop #emergency
I Have To Poop retweeted
Just took a huge ass poop. #feelsgood
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23 Apr 2012
RT @delaniflannagan: Got to take the biggest poop right now 😁😰💩💩
23 Apr 2012
RT @the_gingerhawk: I have to poop so bad. 😖
23 Apr 2012
The guy in the stall next to me just sneeze-farted. #awkward
29 Feb 2012
I have to poop.