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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
Something about this acupuncturist makes me nervous. I've been in the waiting room for an hour sitting on pins and needles.
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
I miss Gene Kelly so much that I still visit the cemetery once a year to tap dance on his grave.
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😆 "What version do you think Joe Rogan was taking? You think Joe Rogan went to the *pet store*?"
Dave Smith tells Theo Von: "When I debated Chris Cuomo… it was startling to see how comfortable he was just lying. Lying through his teeth."
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
20 years ago, I worried that the next generation would use Google all the time for easy things as a replacement for using their brains.
Well, the joke's on me because nobody googles shit anymore.
Dipshits just flooding Reddit with "i wanna get a dog what kind of dogs are there"
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
You can hate the Right. (I don't, but you can.) But don't pretend they were wrong about everything.
Life is not so simple as thinking you can just pick a side and delegate your critical thinking to "the experts."
It's up vs down, not Left vs Right.
Signed,
The Populist Left
May 16
HOLY HELL Jimmy ur crazy, the vaccine stops transmission of Covid
& is Safe & Effective!, Trust the Government!”
“ Jimmy ur crazy, Covid didn’t come from a Lab, that’s racist! Trust Fauci!”
“Jimmy ur crazy, Seth Rich’s death was a BOTCHED ROBBERY! Trust the FBI!”
“Jimmy ur crazy, Russiagate is REAL! Trump works for PUTIN, trust the FBI!”
“Jimmy ur crazy, Ivermectin isn’t for humans! Trust Big Pharma & CNN!”
“Jimmy ur crazy, Biden isn’t demented, he has a stutter! Trust Rachel Maddow!”
“Jimmy ur crazy Assad gassed his own people, TRUST THE CIA!””
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
Language app is not screwing around.
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
Bruce Lee practicing the nut tap 10,000 times before he heads out to drink with the fellas.
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
"Millions of people are on OnlyFans and I will do whatever I can to get them off."
Mar 23
BREAKING: Elon Musk has expressed interest in purchasing OnlyFans and shutting down the company:
“Yeah, I’ll do it. I don’t see why not.”
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
We interrupt your scrolling of Israeli titty Instagram to bring you...
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
[old-timey gangsters robbing the wrong kind of bank]
"Spoim... Spoim everywhere. Get rid of all this spoim."
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
Just occurred to me that Trump's signature looks like a failed polygraph test.
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
6 Oct 2025
Greta Thunberg gives her first words after she was released from Israeli prison where she was beat and forced to kiss the Israeli flag. She says the story is not about them, the story is about Gaza.
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
1 Oct 2025
Welcome them into our homes , fed them and showed empathy as they escaped persecution..
How did they repay us?? They stole our homes!!
You really can’t trust a Zionist!! Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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9 Sep 2025
I don't like to nitpick grammar but could we collectively nip "could of"/"would of"/"should of" in the bud? It's getting out of control.
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2 Sep 2025
You haven't seen Gune? The one with the cum jabber?
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The Problematic 5000 retweeted
11 Apr 2024
Our bravest, beautiful. Powerful independent journalist Abby Martin @AbbyMartin, we love you.
" That's how fascist the #Israeli society is. I hate when when I see politicians just trying to denounce #Netanyahu as some sort of aberration from #Israeli society.
No, this is the norm. Look at every single cabinet minister every single member of the #Knesset is out there spewing #Genocide, advocating mass murder. It is sick. It is sick. And I will never forgive journalists who are toeing this line and pretending like this is some sort of aberration of the Likudnik's and Netanyahu's. No, this is #Israel.
#FreePalestine and #PermanentCeaseFire
#InvokeArticle6Genocideconvention
#EndTheGenocide
#EndTheOccupation
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15 Aug 2025
Ursula never removed the sand vein from that shrimp. That, right there, is how you establish a villain.
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14 Aug 2025
PoliTicks Podcast: Has the UK Finally Grown a Pair of Anti-Censorship Nugs? x.com/i/broadcasts/1zqKVdQRR…
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