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The HR department after I do my Dave Chappelle impression (again)
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i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested
I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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Guilia says that her English is finally good enough say what she means. But then she slaps Kiana in her native Italian.
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Knicks fans finally get within one game of a championship and their reward is having their tickets canceled?β¨β¨Thousands of New Yorkers bought tickets, booked flights, and made plans in good faith.β¨β¨Ticketmaster and the Spurs should reverse this decision and let the fans who bought those seats keep them. Until then, on behalf of Knicks fans everywhere, Iβm calling foul.
nypost.com/2026/06/13/sportsβ¦
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Ticketmaster is reportedly canceling and refunding Game 5 NBA Finals tickets purchased by fans who live outside a 150-mile radius of San Antonio β without notice π³, per @nypost
Some Knicks fans who already flew into town and booked hotels are reportedly having their tickets canceled at the last minute π¬
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Youβll never guess who this is about
A competent President who ran a competent administration which protected the rule of law, respected checks and balances and understood the massive value of American soft power π€·ββοΈ
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they have to let this man rest
BREAKING: President Trump says the U.S. killed the alleged leader of a Venezuela-based gang, Tren de Aragua, in an airstrike. cbsn.ws/4oude87
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This guy is a lifelong lib so this isnβt a shock
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Peter Rosenberg, a radio DJ and commentator for WWE, on Karmelo Anthony:
"Why is the solution to all of these things 'How badly can we punish the teenager who did it'? I understand the feeling of anger and pain that the family would have. I don't understand why we govern our laws based on that, though. It's obviously an overall tragedy, and obviously punishment should take place. But why is the Metcalf family going to be better off because Karmelo Anthony gets the book thrown at him and they decide he's a murderer?"
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Some people donβt want to admit it, but you can turn any food into breakfast simply by serving scrambled eggs with it
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If you donβt like the system, Hank, why donβt you buy your tickets like a normal person?
Hank Azaria bashes Taylor Swift as he name-drops A-listers rejected from Knicks celebrity row trib.al/ChZRlDz
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Elephants are smart. Not sure what to tell you.
Jun 12
They just led an elephant through the @TexasGOP convention and it took a giant pee right near the press area.
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Somalians in Minnesota, after hearing how Elon Musk became a trillionaire from SpaceX:
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Prosecutor: Ok, please explain the name of this group DM and its icon
Me: Iβd rather just confess to whatever Iβm being charged with
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Grifter
Jun 11
Just had a conversation with Senator John Cornyn at the airport.
I was very gracious & asked him to pass the SAVE America Act.
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You will be haunted by three spirits
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When the HR Ladies hear you prefer a cash bonus instead of a pizza party
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Taylor Swift was courtside at the Eastern Conference Finals like two weeks ago rooting against the Knicks.
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