Cheerful midweek thought.

Nigel Farage saying “You are allowed to change your mind, you know” has layers of irony attached to it. Can we change our minds on other things then, Nigel?

the room next door - Rishi Sunak and the Eye Roller

I’ve had a sneak look at our Tory Manifesto! Along with National Service we’re also bringing back: Hanging Fox hunting Black & White TV Rationing Grammar Schools The cane Typewriters Lice Rickets Virginity World War & Britain will look like this👇 Huzzah!

BREAKING: Byline Times has now identified a second hi-viz jacket-wearing man asking questions of Rishi Sunak at this morning's event as local Conservative councillor Ben Hall-Evans bylinetimes.com/2024/05/23/r…

The incredibly right Joe Lycett is still the only good guest to go on Laura Kuenssberg's show. He nearly got her fired, and she hates being reminded of it, so don't RT. #bbclaurak

What can we do to keep the 30p Lee story off the front page? I know, let’s go with the “woman buys house - house increases in value” shock. Desperation.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Buckingham Palace, valued at around £1bn, sits in band H and is charged £1,828 by Westminster City Council, less than an average three-bedroom semi in Blackpool...46% of households in England will receive a bigger council-tax bill than the Palace.

I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the EU aren't I? Like if you do RT if you really do

Tears reading this. A great story to end the year on theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…

Rishi Sunak told Beth Rigby "That's not what the Public wants." When asked about a General Election. Like if you want a General Election RT if you really want one. Liar Rishi Sunak has to go.

Jeremy Hunt "I don’t think people at home are remotely interested in personal tax affairs." Hunt is commenting about his own and Rishi Sunak's tax dodging. I call him a Lying **** If you are interested RT.

I am so proud to have played a small part in this project as the project manager for @BucksCouncil Council Revenues and Benefits service. It was the most complex system conversion I have ever been involved with. bit.ly/3EyCpQN

and another authority to potentially serve a S114 notice publicfinance.co.uk/news/202…

Gerald Ratner, "I don't think anyone knows whether Brexit is good or bad, it's a 10 year thing.. In the meanwhile, we've got a hell of a lot of disruption and I can't see how the Northern Ireland thing will ever be resolved.. People voted for Brexit because we had too much immigration.. Since Brexit we have replaced EU immigrants with non EU immigrants" Michelle Dewberry, "Do you see any opportunities in Brexit?" Gerald Ratner, "Exactly the opposite actually.. Business investment is 10% down because big companies take a view that we've made a big mistake" Michelle Dewberry, "How do you know the investment decline, if there is one, is directly linked to Brexit?" Gerald Ratner, "It all plays part with the scenario that Britain is going backwards.. Business people take a view.. They say Britain has made a lot of mistakes and its not a country that is top of our list for investment. That wasn't the case 10 years ago"

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