So, there's this lady who attends a church close to my place. It's one of these independent churches that spring up based on a personal calling.
This evening, this lady's husband practically came to raise hell in the church because, according to him, his children told him that their mum had left the house for church shortly after cooking lunch for them.
He claimed she left around noon and didn't return until evening, while the children stayed home by themselves. And today, if not for the fact that he returned home earlier than expected, the kids could have burnt the apartment down.
According to him, he has repeatedly asked her to take the children along whenever she goes to church (a newly-found habit of hers), but she refuses, saying she's not the only woman in church with children.
He also alleged that whenever she cooks, she packs a separate cooler of food for the pastor. On several occasions when he asked for more food at home, his wife would tell him there was none left.
But guess the part that made everyone pause?
There was no church service today, my people.๐๐
Now, to me, this lady doesn't look promiscuous and the pastor insisted that they have been studying the Bible together ni. But the husband no gree o.
He told her to go pack her things and come live with the pastor.๐ญ๐ญ
As a woman, why the fuvk would you be obsessed with your pastor?
Like why? Unless you dream of him touching you every night or you guys are really doing it.