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9 Aug 2025
BREAKING NEWS: Every finger that touches this post will receive good news this month! Da touchy!
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Notice how it's always "America was founded on Christian principles!" until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.
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Crandon retweeted
suddenly this makes a lot of sense
30 Jun 2016
REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf
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The View's Sunny Hostin suggests that employers remove the "convicted felon" disclosure requirement from employment forms, since it became clear that a convicted felon can be elected President. She's 100% correct.

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7 Nov 2024
Oh thank God, banjo is over.
BLG is right, that’s why for all future series we’ll be replacing all of our gameplay with footage from the current 100% World Record speedrun.
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6 Nov 2024
time for this one to make a reappearance
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when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala tweet of the election
The Harris-Biden Administration has cost the crypto industry $500 million in legal fees. Vote Trump and this goes to $0. Vote Harris and this will balloon to $ billions. Choose wisely.
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"Only fans dead squirrel" "Bin Laden shooter concubine" "Iowa" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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Crandon retweeted
5 Nov 2024
Voting is the worst group project
Kinda anxious about today. It’s scary when you know you’ve done your part but now you have to rely on everyone else to do theirs.
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4 Nov 2024
Bro...
Early concept artwork from 'Shadow The Hedgehog'. This appears to show that a vengeful Gerald was possibly alive in some form with a metallic dome attached, and Shadow is holding a destroyed Metal Sonic, which never appears in the final game.
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Texas is a glutton for punishment
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Crandon retweeted
4 Nov 2024
this is my electoral map prediction for tuesday because this country is COOKED
3 Nov 2024
babe come eat your steak
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"Kamala Harris will protect your right to disagree with her" hits from a variety of angles.
"I've got one vote — same as anyone else — and I'm going to use it to move forward. I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris" - Harrison Ford on why he's endorsing Kamala Harris and Tim Walz
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