WIP/freelance/official spokesperson for Icy Hot Patches (kidding don't sue me) She/her
Joined December 2016
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12 Jul 2023
i opened twitter and my mom thought it was a dating app and she went "oh not him"
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22 Aug 2025
if there is a god why would He give you diarrhea from eating two pounds of cherries (His bounty) in one sitting
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22 Aug 2025
gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time
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6 Aug 2025
RT @zoeloveshouses: the last living client of frank lloyd wright, roland reisley, is 101 and has lived in his flw house for 73 years. this…
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1 Aug 2025
A man holding a donkey in his lap, circa 1910s. 🫏
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3 Jul 2025
I’m like if a horny guy was a girl
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18 Jun 2025
pickles are great...until you're in one
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10 Jun 2025
a pat of butter is such a tender way to describe it
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1 Jun 2025
i let him hit because he’s good at the crossword
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20 May 2025
STOLEN VALOR
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17 May 2025
I’m jumping the gun this summer. I’m biting off more than I can chew. I’m barking up the wrong tree. I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash. I’m with whatever and I mean that. Rest in fucking peace outdoor boys
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15 May 2025
the silent ‘p’ in raspberry feels very coquettish and leggy. like saying yoo-hoo boys
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9 May 2025
“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
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30 Apr 2025
RT @_sunpools: how it actually feels to accept the hatred and anger in your heart
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24 Apr 2025
No pope rn so premarital is A-OK
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