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when a guy who has never asked me a single question about myself tells me that heβs in love with me
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Dating a woman who been single for a while is rough AF. Sheβs ready to breakup with you over anything. You left the tolite seat up, I canβt do this anymore, youβre disturbing my peace.
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Everybody got that one friend who turns into a motivational speaker after smoking weed
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Marijuana with ADHD is dangerous because why did my shower turn into a TED Talk where I explained to the jury why I couldnβt have committed a crime that never happened.
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when you wake up and already know it's one of them days
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The son was bull!ed, so the dad came to the rescueπ¬
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Some women will remember only what they lost after itβs gone. Donβt wait for that realization. Keep moving toward excellence.
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"Should I stop smoking weed? Dear Lord, please give me a sign!"
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The more weed I smoke, the more I realize people be the actual problem ππ¨
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Y'all ever snuck weed onna plane ?π
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Grandpa out here breaking the code ππ
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My old manager had a phrase he used whenever someone pushed back on a decision. He would say "I hear you and I want you to know your perspective is valued." Then he would do exactly what he had already decided to do before the conversation started. After a while the team figured out that "your perspective is valued" meant "this conversation is over." We stopped pushing back. He probably thought we had all come around to his way of thinking.
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AUTISTIC KIDS WHO COVER THEIR EARS
(for reasons most people miss)οΏΌ
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Waking up on a Sunday morning and realizing you have absolutely nowhere to be for the next four hours is a top-tier feeling.
You just lay there under the blankets scrolling through your phone with zero thoughts in your head, fully aware that the Sunday scaries haven't kicked in yet and you can safely pretend the outside world doesn't exist.
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Teacher pushed a student in the parking lot, then he did this to her!
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By the time he physically left, there wasn't much of the marriage remaining.
The divorce hurt.
The loneliness hurt.
The disappointment hurt.
But discovering that my value wasn't tied to somebody else's ability to appreciate me?
That part set me free.
And freedom turned out to be a much better companion than resentment ever could be.
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