Joined June 2019
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jesse pinkman pulled a bad bitch in a crib w only 2 folding chairs and no cable
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Uma ESCOLA DE SOBRAL É A TERCEIRA COLOCADA NO MUNDO em leitura. Era pra isso estar estampado em tudo quanto é lugar, meus consagrados...
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Replying to @shannonsharpeee
Kevin’s story about his friend big j has me crying 😂😂😂😂
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You have to treat a car like you treat a woman
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remember when jordan peele did this?
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21 Jul 2022

21 Jul 2022
Breaking News: President Biden tests positive for COVID-19 ti.me/3ct7Y3B
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20 Jul 2022
PREACH
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Eu furando o sinal vermelho de madrugada mas o Batman viu
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Me looking up at the corner of my room after simply typing in 123movies
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When I’m running late for work, and go five over the speed limit
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19 Jul 2022
Me after batman finds out i share my netflix password
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18 Jul 2022
When I’m in a restaurant and I hear a laugh and see gas coming in through the vents
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Dog owners be like this is Spike he’s a purebred pedigree worth $13 000 and cat owners be like this is Lord Theodore Willis The Third he’s orange and we found him in an alley
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15 Jul 2022
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8 Jul 2022
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Vou repetir: sou de uma época que o @geraldoalckmin era o nazista matador de pretos. Eu dizia: não gente, ele está errado, muito errado em sua política, mas nazista ele não é. Agora os mesmos que o chamavam assim, querem os cargos que ele pode distribuir - e o louvam.
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Eduardo retweeted
6 Jul 2022
good morning
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