The Goldfinger song is so funny in terms of the expectations it sets for the character. You’d think he’s hot fuck action to rival even Bond, at least his physical match as well, and then it’s this guy.

RT @izmadikay: I’m not arguing with you MAGA freaks, just blocking you. You are literal pure evil and I cannot wait until the world is rid…

wake up

Aaron Burr:

Happy Pride 🌈

Danhausens deal of the day: if you are racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, etc or don’t consider people’s feelings or opinions of the people who actually experience discrimination based on these things, Danhausen doesn’t need nor want you as a fan.

Why the hell is Liv Morgan in this tournament?

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms. We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one. His ratings are down, failed at Iran and his ballroom won’t be built. And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby. Ok.

Villains in one movie were Nazis villains in the other movie were the KKK

Day 1 is one of the worst wrestlemanias I've ever watched Day 2 is one of the best wrestlemanias I've ever watched Idk how you rank that lol

Dear Americans, Iran does not have the missile range to strike your country; if an attack occurs, it would most likely be carried out by your own GOVERNMENT or ISRAEL.

Dear Americans, if you hate Trump, repost.

Politicians in 1996: “I tried pot but I did not inhale.” Politicians in 2026: “I fucked a child but I did not eat it.”

US declared war on Iran...

This is 100% going to have a version of the transcendental music scene where white and black music combines to form Kid Rock

After telling AJ that I had been to Japan so many times and every time was told Ribera didn’t have any jackets available, he told me they were bullshitting and took me to get one. Thanks for building the house I grew up in.