“Little kid, big bowl, big spoon.”
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“This is your little brother. And he’s only a baby. And we don’t know who he is yet, or who he’s going to be. And that is a wonderful thing.”
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A few too many tired Pixarisms to be a classic, but this was a lot of fun, often touching, and has positive messages for the kids. Worth it for Jon Hamm alone.
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FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey.
His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive.
A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it.
20 officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex.
And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child.
No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing.
The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage.
Like it never happened.
If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel?
Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.
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Remember that guy who supposedly had the world’s largest known penis, and he was still a loser incel?
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Not even the funniest aspect of what goes on with this kid lol
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What the fuck are people like you going to do once Trump is gone? Say that everyone has Vance Derangement Syndrome?
Trump Derangement Syndrome is a terminal illness
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I incorrectly identified the introduction of James Bond in DR. NO to Hitchcock’s NOTORIOUS.
In fact, it was inspired by Paul Muni’s introduction in William Dieterle’s JUAREZ.
I stand corrected.
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Would be nice to see an O.J. Simpson documentary that isn’t in the bag for the cops. I have no doubt in my mind that Simpson did the murders, but even MADE IN AMERICA toes the cops’ line with very little pushback. The Netflix one is significantly worse in that regard, though.
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Dude, you guys laid into the cops in practically EVERY SKETCH on the Flying Circus.
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Shameful
What has happened to the police ?
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As much as I love CURB, every clip I’ve seen retweeted to back this claim demonstrates just how *tight* Seinfeld was in comparison to Curb.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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I am in total agreement with Larry here, but he could have gotten by with putting a Larry spin on saying “Thank you for your service.”
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Well no, that doesn’t work for the eighties at all. Sorry!
I find it interesting how you can assign two Doctors per decade
60s: Hartnell/Troughton
70s: Pertwee/T. Baker
80s: Davison/C. Baker
90s: McCoy/McGann
00s: Eccleston/Tennant
10s: Smith/Capaldi
20s: Whittaker/Gatwa
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The Goldfinger song is so funny in terms of the expectations it sets for the character. You’d think he’s hot fuck action to rival even Bond, at least his physical match as well, and then it’s this guy.
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You think this makes you look better?
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So are we going to spend $14 million on this every month so it can look ok for a week?
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“If you clean it, it’s just going to get dirty again some time later” is the life philosophy of the entire third world.
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I find this difficult to believe.
Billy Crystal Turned down Buzz Lightyear and when his granddaughter found out after he took her to see ‘Toy Story’ she was so disappointed that he promised her he would take the next Pixar role and that’s how he became Mike Wazowski
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Oh you mean the creative peak of the revived series?
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DOCTOR WHO producer Steven Moffat underplays how bad things are for the show he helped destroy for 7 years.
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I’d be willing to bet that, whatever they end up doing with the format, they will do a full-scale reboot. Young Doctor steals the Tardis and goes on adventures. “How did he develop this strict moral code? By making mistakes.” That sort of shit.
Feels like the BBC should throw some money at Billie Piper and dedicate a tiny budget to a Night of the Doctor style short where they resolve whether she’s The Doctor or not, then it end in a way that allows a real Doctor to take over next time.
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Both suck!
Perhaps controversial but 'It's been an absolute joy' doesn't even come close to 'Tag, you're it!"
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She’s doing an ad read for a company.
Jun 13
MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans.
It’s all an act.
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He’s a bad dude from jump.
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