professional musical chairs player.

Joined February 2012
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One must imagine Claude suffering.
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dating in sf is wild, one evening you’re grabbing drinks with a billionaire, next you split the bill with a dude who lives in a van.
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Still thinking about this thread once in a while. It’s a good framework on money & status games.
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1/ On Making It Are we GMI? Are we NGMI? Are we WAGMI? What does Making It mean? I present below the 6529 GMI Framework (tm, all rights reserved, (c) 2021, 😂) Frameworks are just a tool. None are 'right'. This is just how I think about it.
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imagine your waymo or tesla driving you to the wrong location, pretending it's the right location.
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malena retweeted
Dear Anthropic, your broke our trust and I don’t think you’ll ever get it back. My tokens will no longer fly your way.
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if it was “allowed” i’d comfortably drink 5 espresso shots a day, plus several cold brews
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malena retweeted
If fable can help you with your work, you aren’t working on interesting enough stuff
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anthropic claiming the moral high ground gives me a much stronger visceral reaction than ftx, mcdonalds, or big oil ever could.
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the cannellini beans started sprouting!
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cvs vs. .csv
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I’ve officially started my farming arc by planting a pumpkin in the office garden.
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Just cleansed the tl by adding some new vocabulary to the muted words list. 🧘🏼‍♀️ 🪄✨💖
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There are backrooms everywhere for those who have eyes to see.
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I watched Obsession last night in the office and by far the scariest scene was someone suddenly standing up in that chinese movie theater.
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malena retweeted
Anthropic: It's the craziest AI ever made. It'll change the world. You'll all be homeless and delivering food on UberEats for us super wealthy non-AI cucks (we mog) Everyone: wow that's crazy, can we see it? Anthropic: NOOOOO!!! YOURE NOT READY!!! SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!
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why is whoop $40 per month and the same thing for cows just $5?
this is just the most ridiculous AI application i've ever seen lol a Peter Thiel-backed startup that makes AI collars for cows is now worth $2 billion and the more I read about it the cooler it gets. here's how it works: every cow wears a solar-powered collar that talks to a network of radio towers and an app on the farmer's phone instead of building physical fences, the farmer draws the fence on a map in the app, and the collar keeps each cow inside that invisible line using GPS when a cow drifts toward the edge, the collar plays a sound to steer her, and a gentle vibration tells her which way to go. it's like how a car beeps as you back up toward a wall the cows learn the cues in a few days so now a rancher can move an entire herd to fresh grass by sliding the fence on a map, without driving out to open a single gate and that same collar is reading each cow's body the whole time. it takes five readings per second on every animal, so the AI can catch a cow that's sick, injured, ready to breed, or about to give birth before a person would ever notice walking the field so it's basically like WHOOP for cows too lol and they gave the AI behind it the perfect name: the Cowgorithm it's been trained on more than 7 billion hours of real cow behavior, which is why Halter calls the data its real asset and moat. they know what a normal cow looks like better than anyone, so they can flag the odd one out instantly it's already on more than 1M cattle across New Zealand, Australia, and a bunch of US states. California even used it on public land to graze cattle in patterns that clear dry brush and slow down wildfires costs about $5 to $8 per cow per month a job that used to mean barbed wire, gates, and driving the fields all day is now mostly 1 person on their phone
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My perfect Friday night: sneaking out of the club to go back to the office to laminate insurance papers with my bestie.
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“my war gone by i miss it so”
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I’ve realized that I love babies, but I’m deeply scared of children. Does that mean I give them up for adoption once they ripen?
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First they accuse you of AI psychosis, then they wanna know what you told your Claude about them.
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