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Joined November 2023
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My schtick is that I'm unironically retarded and my charm is that you laugh occasionally when I make a funny. It's a shit batting average tho, wouldn't place bets imo
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How the fuck do you disarm a situation with someone who's too low-iq to calm down? Genuinely, seeing someone hype themselves up into s shoot is unnerving when you're some fat retard like me. No protection, no skills outside of calmly trying to talk them down. Fuck that shit lol.
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The loop/repeating felt like she was psyching herself up to physically assault me or my fiancée. Like, what the fuck do you do to get out of that situation other than a .357 and God's grace? Never been in that situation before today. Crazy people choose to accept this
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I got to experience the mysterious "looping" today while trying to do laundry. Bitch was trying to game me for my $20 "oh I got change! Here take it!" When I declined and put the bill in, this dumb ho goes "you selfish! You so selfish! Why you selfish!" she FLIPPED out bro.
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I understand the "we don't have to live like this" meme. She deadass was coming at me, and unfortunately I am polite and unarmed.
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Sweeto 2.0 retweeted
Americans realizing they spend $80B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to undo the damage
JUST IN - Iranian media says the U.S. agreed to present reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least 300 billion dollars.
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The new cover by Vasilis Lolos @VLolosOfficiel showcases our hero Brian, his formidable mech ATOMO, and the menacing Brugen. A young hero, a giant mech, and an alien war that's about to change everything. Follow, like, and share! Get ready for the adventure when HEAVY ATOMO launches July 10th! #HeavyAtomo #ComicBooks #IndieComics #Mecha #GiantRobots #SciFiComics #ComingSoon #comicsgate #superobots
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06-14-2026 What'd I Miss? x.com/i/broadcasts/1dJrPPeAA…
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If it were better times, worth celebrating America's 250th, but its not. Its blindfolds for a hell world. Very gay.
How can you not think this is cool.
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So this is the "new guy" we're all supposed to rally for and donate to a GSG fund? Lol this shit is all so gay. Flavor of the month, forgotten within 2.
I’m happy to go on any shows to explain my doxxing and situation, plus much more. God bless you all!
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Sweeto 2.0 retweeted
why is this nigga built like those big tech illustrations
Hasan shouts out Elon Musk, praising him for his genius, his looks, and his wealth. "You're a designated genius, a good looking dude, and happen to be a [tr]illionaire... You are our 'Bro of the Week'" He then states that Al-Qaeda are terrorists and pedophiles.
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I’m in disbelief… still desperate to think this is part of an elaborate prank. That seems like something he’d do, right? The truth is, no matter how desperate I am to not believe it, my friend Oliver has passed away. Oliver was such a unique soul, he had an ability that was unmatched by anyone else I know; to make friends in all corners of the world. Sincere friendship too, not just internet friendships of convenience. He was one of the funniest people I’ve ever known. His style of self-deprecation was universal. Every media appearance he’s ever done was hilarious, refreshing and unique in a way that only he could bring. He was a true artist, in every sense of the word. Everything he brought into the world, he brought with his true self. Every time he would come on our show, it would involve weeks of lengthy conversations of planning and brainstorming. Ordinary was never an option. It had to be the best possible appearance. And it always was.  Music and film were his true passions. He produced every music video, every song with every ounce of his soul. He spent every dime to bring his vision to life. He had no use for money beyond what it could do to improve his art. He used to laugh about how he annoyed his label because he was always hitting them up for cash advances for his next big project.  His support team was composed of his childhood friends, proof that he was the type of person that was fiercely loyal to those he loved. The type of genuine person that kept the same friends for life. And he was always adding more and more friends along the way. He spent the last year traveling the world. Traveling across every inch. Visiting places I would never dream of going. He wanted to know the world and all its people, all the different types of ways people lived, so he could become an even more profound artist. I could see him evolving, growing, maturing, and the essence of what he collected was clear: love, friendship, art. All the things that transcended borders and time. Last we spoke, he was planning to go to Antarctica.  “I totally get it if you can’t but it will be really special and would mean the world if you came through! Would love to see you both.” That was the last thing he ever said to me. He was having an album release party. We didn’t make it. Everything he touched was better for it. Every person he met was more whole for it. As a person, I’ve lost a dear friend and collaborator. But the real tragedy is that the world lost a true artist, a passionate and gifted story teller, and a radiant light that shined upon so many of us. His light is now extinguished and my life, and the world, is darker for it.  I hope I can be more like Oliver Tree when I grow up. Bon voyage, my friend. See you on the other side. Life goes on and on and on without you.
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What the fuck man
Singer Oliver Tree dead at 32 following tragic helicopter crash trib.al/Z9bmMnS
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I just had an out of body experience
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Stop asking redundant fuckin questions and do what Belfast is trying to do you colossal mark.
🚨🇬🇧BREAKING: UK Police just arrested a crying 5-year-old boy while taking away his father. Starmer's police dragged the terrified child into a car, then pepper-sprayed and the father and the man filming everything. What the hell is happening in Britain?
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My body fuckin hurts today dawg lmao ahhhh
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Weird they chose to show off a bunch of foreigners over an American fucking champ lol.
You guys good news!!! My buddy just told me he has a extra ticket to the fight!! Lets goooo! Dana "Sean isnt banned, he wasn't invited" Thanks man!!! @ufc
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You know and we know who did this. We all know. Belfast certainly is doing something about it.
I can’t stop crying. Now a temple in Hokkaido has burned down. Seriously, who did this? I can’t forgive it.
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Never been jumpscared by an Arnold Schwarzenegger poster before, but Found Footage 3 got my ass
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Sweeto 2.0 retweeted
Happy Friday! Tune in at 10 for #Nicewave #NightwaveRadio.
10PM ET! Get in! Let's have a whimsical time! YT: youtube.com/live/mtmDzWLzmww… Rumble: rumble.com/v7b7ey6-06-12-202… support: supertip.gg/mersh
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Ur indian lol
another ASIAN woman & her KlDS KlLL*D by a WHlTE man and literally there’s no outrage from the Asian community these people are spiritually sIaves of WHlTE people 🥀
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