husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin
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15 Aug 2020
crossbreed every type of dog until all you’re left with is an everything beagle
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(horny as can possibly be) god you’re such a nerd
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Wow I can’t believe they did the meme
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.
This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all.
If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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Jun 14
The best thing about Elon becoming a trillionaire is witnessing the leftie meltdowns.
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starting to see what the French’s whole beef with this place is
Jun 14
They genuinely actually never learned to cook on that god forsaken island
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Guys I’m not suicidal by the way
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This is completely fake! I have never reached out to Daniel. In fact, this is scary.
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Jun 13
you’re a multimillionaire paid by multibillionaires to DEFEND a trillionaire.
Jun 12
Multimillionaire paid by multibillionaires very angry at trillionaire
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Jun 13
pls moan louder i can still hear the voices in my head
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Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills
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Jun 13
Porygon-Z is binary
você acabou de ser convidado para uma festa não binário pokémon
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Jun 13
if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine
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Jun 13
I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....
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Jun 10
My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion
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True generational wealth is being excited to come home to your partner after a long day.
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Watching One Piece isn't enough I need to destroy the World Government myself
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Jun 8
speak for yourself bitch, me and all her weaponry are tag teaming her
Jun 6
I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face
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