Trying out this Masterdon thing before the BlueBird crashes like a Tesla on self-drive... Come find me over at: Infosanity@infosec.exchange

it's an impressive skill that @RoyalMail manage to be nightmarishly incompetent to deal with every interaction Enabling Keepsafe (£25 to *not* deliver your mail whilst elsewhere) took 3 separate payment attempts across multiple payment processors, each failing with no error msg

Dear @Ancestry (and everyone else), I f'ing hate services that only offer a competitive price when you cancel. Protip to everyone right now, if you're an Ancestry user, hit that cancel button, then select a new cheaper price. Would take <20seconds. One for @MartinSLewis?

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

A Norwegian journalist spoke to several people on Greenland and they all say the same thing, They have lost sleep at night and the children are terrified that they will be attacked by American soldiers while they are sleeping 💔America has an enormous responsibility to stop this madness🤬 America has to stop the Trump administration and prevent a global war where everyone is a loses 🤬but especially Americans themselves🤷 WAKE UP AMERICA AND DO THE RIGHT THING 🤷

I note that Mike never explicitly states *which* country Vladimir Furhrage is a patriot of….

Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025 - colonists arriving on Mars - xAI achieving AGI - Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S. - completely driverless robotaxis - a Tesla Roadster demo - DOGE cutting trillions none of them happened mashable.com/article/elon-mu…

Back when @google was actually useful... No ads, no #AI slop.

Finishing slides for talk covering AWS KeyPairs meetup.com/aws-user-group-no… Some folks still can't immediately see the problem with config files like this: [profile demox] aws_access_key_id=AKIATKL6D635IAWUPQE4 aws_secret_access_key=b3aW1vTQepYf OyVWGWBKNq3UGpkWOmbaIiSVjiT

Decades of professional effort, reduced to a "misspelling" Thanks @Google #AISucks

RT @bmay: Turns out it was a middle aged white man. Awks.

Disappointed by @Apple here, but not surprising after Tim Cuck’ grovelling to Trump in the Oval Office. What’s removing one app, compared to a golden bribe in plainsight, when fostering cozy relationships with authoritarians?

Anyone able to recommend a decent and reliable DashCam? Everytime I have an incident that warrants reviewing footage, my @NextbaseUK 112 has decided not to bother recording anything (despite space on SD card and no warning/error messages). Worse than useless

Meant to be chilling with new @thethe album, only been waiting quarter century Thanks to ever reliable (* reliably awful) @Evri__Delivery; I’ve spent the morning filling refund requests instead. Don’t know where the “proof of delivery” is, but it ain’t my front door…

I’m quite enjoying having a PM whose causing that little drama, sleaze and controversy that the best attack lines against him are he had the audacity to (trigger warning) redecorate the office. Absolutely shocking stuff, must be time for vote of no confidence

This needs protecting; can’t let coastline be destroyed in the name of increasing corporate profits

Au contraire, ‘tis very humorous @trussliz, well done for being a good sport and donning a lettuce dress for full comedic impact Bravo to @ByDonkeys; amazed the venue didn’t do a check after the previous similar stunt

Hey @redbubble, cool of you to cash in on and feed the current divisions….

Two men & a woman have been convicted for their roles in the violent disorder in #Sunderland. Today, Leanne Hodgson, Josh Kellett and Andrew Smith all pleaded guilty following the disgraceful scenes on Friday evening. They've been remanded in custody until sentencing. (1/3)

Muslims that are DEFENDING their mosques and communities ARE NOT rioting. Muslims are not attacking hotels that are housing migrants. Muslims are not targeting places of worship. Muslims are not burning Citizens Advice and libraries. Muslims are not smashing up people’s homes, cars and businesses. Muslims are not attacking police officers. Muslims are not looting Greggs, Shoe Zone and phone shops. Muslims are not chanting racist and religious slurs. Mobs of far-right thugs and racist yobs are rioting, not Muslims. Nice try, but no — this really isn’t a case of “both sides are rioting”.

#Anonymous does not tolerate racists or those that incite racial hatred ! Help us by tagging those that were involved in the violence in around the UK against the police, mosques, businesses and innocent people irrespective of race / religion / creed. We will take Tango’s 🎯 Down #Anonymous We are Anonymous We are legion We do not forgive We do not forget Expect Us #southportattack #southport #Middlesbrough #Tamworth #Liverpool #Hull #Rotherham