Menopause is such a fun little season of life You're exhausted by 2 PM, wide awake at 3 AM, overstimulated by group texts, mysteriously puffier than yesterday, your brain clocks out mid-sentence, and you are one chewing sound away from a felony. I love that for us

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Imagine "Whites Only" Parking. Reverse racism in this country is getting out of hand. Why not just treat everyone equally?😉

Canada proposing banning "social media services" to children 16 and under. Social media is so toxic to developing minds, they must be shielded from its indoctrinating effects. But they can consent to a Covid jab without parental consent. They can "change their genders" and parents must affirm. They can be exposed to trans and drag queen book reading. Oh yeah, and this has nothing to do with protecting kids, but rather regulating and gathering data on the adults, who will now have to prove their age to access "social media services". Canada. Mutilates children. Euthanizes its citizens. Blocks news outlets. Criminalizes speech. Freezes bank accounts. Jails political dissidents. And now wants to "regulate" "social media services". A perfect combination of 1930's Germany and modern-day North Korea and China.

There’s a person somewhere who still cuts flowers from their garden and puts them in a glass on the kitchen table. Not for guests. Not for social media. Just because life feels better when something beautiful is nearby.

I would like to take a moment to thank the "Assault-Style Firearm Buyback Program." You guys gave me back $2,500 for an old 7.62×39 with a warped barrel and a broken firing pin, which I promptly reinvested in a much less dangerous brand-new semi-auto .338 Win Mag and two years' worth of ammo. You guys are the real MVPs. Honestly, I'm happy you're such a bunch of incompetent fucks.