The time it took me to draft this bio is nothing less than astonishing.

Joined December 2011
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its clankin its dankin even vitalik started thankin 2KT7s8koLgwV4B3jg5SpjB4GtbUJsXqizbev9X25pump
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Did you know the co-founder of @BckyrdBandwidth cracked the tiktok source code, found the privacy issues and was featured on 60 Minutes? Yeah, I think the $BB team knows privacy and how to dev. Bet on a real company and @t_perkins_. @finnbags
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Clippys are trending #1 on @tensor_hq the revolution is just getting started
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Long mercury, short gold, buy btc - have 10 children
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The whales realize how big this is 2a76rhfMvXEHitQzRMPSvLfbs7D9vzKtg8ATm4fbbonk
18 Jul 2025
"things that can't happen with BTC" I guess 😂
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Lil kai is honestly way funnier than normal kai cenat
1 Jul 2025
Kai Cenat uses his giant-sized streaming setup 😭😭
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12 Jun 2025
BREAKING: We have retired the term “crypto bros”. From now on we are Cryptocurrency Brothers
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So now women can filter short men from their tinder Short kings are absolutely fucked.
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Tiny Patel is ready to serve after a lil nap
29 May 2025
Internet loses it over TINY Kash Patel in a ridiculously big chair trib.al/ZIduALI
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Replying to @t0xms
shutup and put the fries in the bag loser
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pumpfun was once a space of promise and peace where I could make some cash on the side and have fun doing it. It allowed me to follow my passions outside of the bullshit that life carries. My girlfriend at the time caught wind of what I was doing, and got mad when I would spend time on my coins instead of spending time with her. What once started as a joyous relationship quickly turned into a strain on my life. You made me decide between you and the coins. I chose the coins. Then you cheated on me. This coin is for you Emily Johnson. Yeah I named dropped your ass you stupid bitch. I’m gonna make a coin in your name, so when this coin goes to the top of every social, you’re gonna regret fucking 6’6 jaquavian.
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I just heard some sad news that my daughter's friend, (who has had a brain tumor since childhood) needs urgent treatment to save her eyesight Beau is truly one of the best and is now at uni studying for her law degree at the same place I took mine I want to help with her campaign and will be donating 50% of the sale of this work to the gofundme campaign It's the least I can do I also plan to set up a crypto account for her and will send 5% of any profits I make trading so please wish me luck over the next few weeks My work IMAGINARIUM is listed for 1E on @SuperRare I would love to see this go to a good home and help Beau's family at the same time Link is below also please check the gofundme in the second post if you would like to help
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19 Mar 2025
we're going higher thanks for playing
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Replying to @kanyewest
thanks for playing EBU8meTosZ8w7kVfRiG313JxxVd2bvV3oTG5X2MDpump
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