This is honestly just really funny and I golf clap it. Bravo Corey... It's funny because it's true.
And PSA thirteen year Microsoft employees, your "here's what I learned from : (taking two weeks off, actually spending time with my kids, being let go again but coming back as a consultant, traveling internationally for the first time, ...) stories that then have bullets with emojis thanks to the non-MSFT AI you are using needs to be written, then deleted please.
I'm not tagging anyone because LinkedIn doesn't support that many tags.
Reid, with respect, the founder of the largest masturbatorium for middle managers ever constructed does not need to be coaching the rest of us on conversation.