Simply here to answer the question, is @NoLayingUp back?
Joined January 2025
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13 Jul 2025
Without even the slightest bit of a doubt, yes @NoLayingUp is back ✅✅✅
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May 14
Two NLU tweets about Spieth, two proceeding bogeys
Like clockwork
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Apr 9
Friday at the Masters injury report:
@NoLayingUp: Questionable (sunburn, dad back)
Apr 9
Headed back from ANGC to get ready for the NLU Live Show this evening, presented by @Titleist.
Here are 3 takeaways from Day 1.
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Feb 17
Soly after playing in his 2nd AT&T: “yea @djpie, I know you’ve walked it a million times without ever once getting to play the course, but you’re really not missing much”
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Jan 18
cc: @TronCarterNLU
Jan 17
When your buddy using the claw and the face-balanced putter asks if the 3-footer on a slope is good
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14 Nov 2025
Whole lotta words to just say “I hate old people”
13 Nov 2025
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13 Nov 2025
CONCERNING: Is @NoLayingUp ageist?
Between dying his hair to hide the gray, and now the aggressive denial of his new found bird watching hobby to avoid adding “25 years” to his age. The middle-aged father of 3 continues to distance himself from his (not so) elder peers.
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29 Sep 2025
Calling it crazy to base career narratives about a random three day stretch like we don’t do the same thing in theory with random four day stretches at the Majors…
Maybe they aren’t random stretches when everyone agrees they are the 5 most important golf events
29 Sep 2025
Fair take here. Do still think it's crazy to build these narratives off a random three days in a crazy random format every two years, but the evidence that "they just care more" was about as glaring as it has ever been this week.
Would it be nice to see the U.S. actually find a way to replicate that? Sure. But I wouldn't hold your breath. It's obvious as a whole American players care far more about individual accolades like major championships, hence why Americans have won 26 out of the last 35 of them.
Not even trying to troll with that stat, by the way. Imploring everyone to just accept that's where the American priorities lie and trying to force them to change that fact for three days every two Falls is silly. And yes, they like getting paid for their work, too (so do Rahm and Rory, btw)
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28 Sep 2025
If Henley makes either of the putts on 17/18 and the envelope rule isn’t dumb and Burns is playing 18 just needing to tie to win the Ryder cup.
Just further proves how bad of a captain Keegan was (not all his fault). This US team was not set up for success during team play
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Is Soly Back? retweeted
28 Sep 2025
If this ends tied Europe does not get to retain.
You do not get to retain using the envelope. Just can’t let that happen.
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28 Sep 2025
Ok, I gotta admit… I just did the “if these exact five things happen in order, there might be a chance” thing.
I’m ashamed.
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Is Soly Back? retweeted
27 Sep 2025
This is absolutely a function of the “haha here’s a video of me hitting my buddy with a golf cart” and “golf is for drinking ten beers with The Boys” culture, shrink the fucking game
27 Sep 2025
Fans getting kicked out, caddies jawing, players showing their ass every time they’re asked to putt. All in all, great showing by everyone in New York.
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27 Sep 2025
Bryson showing true colors.
This is DELICIOUS.
Tommy clearly not happy afterward. Rosey trying to put a good spin on it. Hate seeing the Americans resort to this. Insult to catastrophic injury. Embarrassing is an understatement.
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27 Sep 2025
Who knew the guy who’s been playing Bethpage his entire life would be able to perform well there!
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