Israel Defense Forces Parody Account. Satirical commentary. Don't take seriously. This account does not represent the IDF or Israel. Backup: @IsraelOffenseF
Joined October 2023
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10 Sep 2025
We don't want to fight. We just want to get along with our neighbours.
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We just can't figure out why someone would decide to attack a mosque in San Diego.
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It would be a shame if Lamine Yamal got a career-ending injury.
Just don't blame us.
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We don't discriminate between religions, which is why both churches and mosques have been destroyed in Gaza and Lebanon.
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We are investigating ourselves.
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It's the Strait of Hormuz π€¦ββοΈ
Apr 17
"IRAN HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE STRAIT OF IRAN IS FULLY OPEN AND READY FOR FULL PASSAGE. THANK YOU!" - President Donald J. Trump πΊπΈ
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Why weren't we invited to Pakistan?
Only Indians invite us, but we don't want to go there because the smell is unbearable.
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Along with our ally, the USA, we have achieved victory by opening the Strait of Hormuz.
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Whoever did this is anti-Semitic.
Apr 7
Members of the Iranian Jewish community inspect what is left of their synagogue in Tehran after Israel bombed it. On Passover...
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To the brave citizens of Iran who supported the US-Israeli strikes on Iran...
Don't worry, when the nuke drops, you'll die so fast that you won't even feel it.
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Trump is stressed because we told him that we'd release the Epstein videos if he doesn't destroy Iran's power plants and bridges.
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The US is begging for a ceasefire, but Iran keeps ghosting them.
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By hosting American bases, Arab countries earn protection, not from other countries, but from American imperialism end regime change.
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Tell her we are grateful for her sacrifices for Israel.
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My younger sister is in the navy and I can now 100% confirm that she is being deployed to Iran and will not be back for at least 10 months she states.
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All our radars have been destroyed.
Our interceptors are running out.
Iran is hitting whatever they want.
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200 American troops died for Israel in the past week.
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Those arrested as part of the London ambulance attack will have Muslim names because our agents legally changed their names from Cohen to Reza before the attack.
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An Iranian passport was found at the scene of the ambulance attack in London.
This proves that it wasn't a flase flag.
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