Product bloke at @DC_Thomson. Digital evangelist. Proud dad. Music obsessive. Average kickboxer. Views mine and mine alone
Joined June 2014
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14 Mar 2024
Okay @brewyorkbeer, who do I send the invoice for valeting my car to? This just exploded everywhere 😑
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29 Feb 2024
Hey @ScotRail - any chance you could make your USB charge points work so that I can actually charge my phone?
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19 Dec 2023
Hey @Aberdeenshire , any chance you can stop the burglar alarm going off on your building in Huntly for hours EVERY NIGHT? I'm going to be heading over with a baseball bat shortly to help quieten it if it's not fixed.
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26 Oct 2023
Hold tight. Emails and ads containing the word "spooktacular" incoming
#stopit #pleasegodstopit
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5 Apr 2023
Can you imagine being that much of a bigot that you won't drink your favourite beer anymore because of brand association? More alarmingly, can you imagine #BudLight being your favourite beer?
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23 Mar 2023
Excited to be virtually joining the @CareerReadyUK #ScotGrad23 ceremony this morning. Mentoring has been an amazing experience that I would highly recommend!
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18 Mar 2023
Very proud of my youngest for taking part in the #GBSpringClean, going out in the rain and collecting rubbish and recycling #litterheroes @KeepBritainTidy
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8 Mar 2023
Good to see @EE jumping on the Big Corporate bandwagon and increasing my monthly bill by a disproportionate percentage "bEcaUsE Our cOsts aRE iNCreasiNg aND we WAnt to ProViDe tHe bESt seRVice fOr yOu" 😑
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17 Feb 2023
Well I wasn't planning on getting up at 5:30 to find the power off and a trampoline, plant pots and shrubbery flying around the garden but here we are. Thankfully this fella will provide heat and a bit of light until the sun comes up and we can survey the situation... #stormotto
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Mike Dee retweeted
7 Feb 2023
We are having a Fabulous February 15% off sale this kind, so get your favourite plastic saving products at 15% off!
#plasticfree #sustainble #supportsmallbusiness #zerowaste
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20 Jan 2023
Hey @BrewDog, see when you send a discount code, which you then can't use if you've got an EFP discount (which is why you're on the mailing list anyway), and then you try and charge £9 for delivery? I know we're in austere times but jeez...
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20 Dec 2022
Youngest has decided that he now doesn't like the only meal that he likes, so now eats precisely no meals. If anyone needs me I'll be in the woods screaming into the dark nothingness.
Follow me for more hot #parentingtips
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1 Dec 2022
Thoughts and prayers to all the parents about to go to bed and thinking "oh shit, the bloody elf" for the next 24 days 🙏 #Christmas
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30 Nov 2022
Whoever made this @Wikipedia edit for @alemacallister, now sadly deleted, please take a bow #ARGvsPOL
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25 Nov 2022
Despite being together 20 years, my Scottish wife STILL hasn't learned to enjoy me endlessly humming 'Jerusalem' around the house any time England has an international game #EngvsUSA
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Mike Dee retweeted
13 Oct 2022
I invite you all to boycott @Tesco/@TescoMobile until they agree to officially license my 1999 film ‘Tall Storeys’!
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#BoycottTescos
#BecksFutures
#ICALondon
#TallStoreys
#Watford
#Tesco
#BBHLondon
#TescoMobile
#ChurchCarPark
#EveryLittleHurts #UrbanDegradation
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14 Oct 2022
Shout out to any #CraftBeer company that avoids "Hoppy Christmas" in their messaging about the festive period
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