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28 Aug 2023
Just popping this up for everyone to see, in case you wanted to complain about the heat and "CliMaTe ChaNge!":
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In other words:
Bad Speelers of the Wrold, UNTIE!
Mar 17
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
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Wow!
Mar 11
This is WILD 🤯
Russian wrestler hit a flying squirrel down 3 points AT THE BUZZER for the win 😱
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All the keyboard warriors have been training for this. flex your fingers and share your worthless opinions on the geopolitical implications of US actions. This is going to be a great week for weak minds to flex their opinions.
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I don't know how the half-time show was because I didn't watch it. Can someone let me know?
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People make weird choices:
Support increasing the IRS to break the backs of Americans
or
Support increasing ICE to protect American sovereignty
Super weird.
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I can't believe she can reach the straw with her mouth.
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1 Dec 2025
I interact with only a couple accounts nowadays, and I do that very infrequently due to my crazy work schedule. Michelle @TxSecurityGal was one of the few. How many times will I log in and look for you to have a laugh?
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15 Sep 2025
Unpopular Opinion: They are allowed to say disgusting things and celebrate the death of an amazing human being. We WANT them to do this so we know who they are.
We are also allowed to WANT them to be fired or held accountable.
We SHOULD let them say what they want and let them go unpunished, because either we believe in free speech, or we do not.
I do.
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10 Jun 2025
Bro looks like he's ready to catch a wave...
10 Jun 2025
NEW: Climate activist turned pro-Palestine activist Greta Thunberg spotted being deported from Israel after her ship was seized by the Israeli military.
Thunberg says she was “kidnapped” but was only in the country for a few hours.
The Israeli government is describing Thunberg’s ship as the “Selfie Yacht.”
The activist reportedly left Tel Aviv on a flight headed for Sweden.
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5 Mar 2025
100% this!
5 Mar 2025
We need to make it easier for Americans to have chicken coops on their properties.
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Great MAGA King T-Panda retweeted
18 Dec 2024
First thoughts on this massive CR.
#HoldTheLine
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18 Dec 2024
People call me "NostraThomas" for accurately predicting @SpeakerJohnson would use the Christmas recess to force a massive spending bill through Congress.
After claiming he would not, Johnson is embracing a D.C. tradition that's nearly as old as decorating Christmas trees.
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27 Oct 2024
Hahahahahhaa
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16 Sep 2024
The story of a Warcraft player who captured all our hearts.
The Remarkable Life of Ibelin comes to Netflix October 25.
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11 Aug 2024
🤣😂🤣😂
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