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Her hair is STIFF, okay Miss Baltimore Crabs
Trump shakes hands with Callista Gingrich and her hair
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Wait Iain might be on to something. I would like to see Trin and Kayda host After Sun next season 🤔 #loveislandUSA
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Got a dr appt tomorrow morning but ima cancel it bc I need to lose like 15 more lbs so she won’t cuss me out 😭😭😭
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I’m sorry JT’s taking it for me. Experimental beats. Experimental fashions. The other girls need to keep up. I’m tired of them jumping on an old beat
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i love when rap girls get a little alt & weird
jt performing today in chicago
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In my big girl house I want a big tricked out screened in patio with a tv and a fireplace just for nights like this
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Be single moms in a marriage 😬
Y’all swear black females are the only single moms, I be scrolling on tik tok and it’s so many whites in the same shoes.
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Man he fresh outta that joint no more appointments. Actin like he the boss. Big mama’s anointed [annoyed this is stuck in my head ]
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I genuinely don’t even know what corbin sees in kenzie. all she does is sexualize him & look at him like this.
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I wish people understood that, yes, Juneteenth originated in TX. AND it still took 2-3 yrs for slaves to be freed across the confederacy, not just in TX
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And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit
Happy 250! Thousands of rednecks on the front lawn in front of a fight… What could possibly go wrong?
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I’m crine 😭😭😭
Replying to @bananasaph
This dudes account is amazing lmao
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ig reels is a fucking goldmine holy shit
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Yall don’t want no mozz sticks or queso???
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a clean bill of health is something we often take for granted. praying for anybody struggling with their health at this moment. a speedy recovery is on the horizon!
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#noticing yall boy right arm don’t work too well. Almost as if there’s some kind of nerve damage that’s limiting shoulder-initiated movements 👀🤔
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Attending 95 % black schools my entire upbringing and never experiencing this >>>>>
When I was in high school and white kids would call me nigga I’d say “CAN YOU PLEASE NOT CALL ME THE N WORD” as loud as I could so the whole class would hear and they’d say “wtf are you talking about I didnt say that” their ability to lie so defiantly like they genuinely believed what they were saying was scary as fuck
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“Maternal instinct” on Netflix is exactly why when ppl start those copycat traits i distance myself. It’s always a hatred/shame for themselves brewing that can turn so much darker.
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