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Joined December 2016
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Post the American flag.
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🚨MUNDANE POLLS! 📉📈
Inspired by a shroom 🍄
🗣📢 WHAT'S THE BEST COLOR?
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Red
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Yellow
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Green
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.@Junebagio quit his job this afternoon so he could watch every World Cup match
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Jun 11
PLEASE RETWEET THE PRE-FRIDAY POLL!
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🗣📢 IF YOU HAVE NEIGHBORS, WHAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE TIME TO CRANK UP THE LAWN MOWER ON SATURDAY MORNING?
ATT:@ItsToad_
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9 a.m. or later
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You know Armadillo Drive won the battle of the bands!
Jun 11
Just found the set list for the one and only concert I performed in for a garage band from high school.
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.@ItsToad_ is pretty fired up about opening the morning status meeting by asking everyone if they're working hard or hardly working.
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I had no choice after Toad loaded it with turkey taconite. His OhioMex dream died that night. You're welcome.
.@Junebagio wrecked the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Your European mind should try to conquer Meat Mountain while you’re here, Freddy
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This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”
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I didn’t mow last two weekends so it is going to take so much time
I’ll probably start at 6:30 and be mowing through 8:30
It's only Wednesday and @ItsToad_ is already planning to mow his lawn at 7 am Sunday morning.
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Jun 9
And your point?
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How I sleep at night knowing I didn’t piss off an entire country of men who mastered the car bomb
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And we're spectacular.
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