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40 years of easily observable data. Not speculation. Hard, repeatedly reproduced, data. This is so fucking stupid.
President Trump: โThe Deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete. Congratulations to all! I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and, simultaneously herewith, authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade. Ships of the World, start your engines. Let the oil flow! President DONALD J. TRUMPโ
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Greatest American Hero or gtfo
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Best tv show that premiered in 1981? FINAL POLL ๐บ
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FWIW, these are the names of the American soldiers killed in a plan orchestrated by the m'fer the Israelis eliminated. 2007 Karbala, Iraq. 1 - 4 were kidnapped and murdered later.
๐ดELIMINATED: Ali Musa Daqduq, a senior Hezbollah commander who held a series of 5 senior positions within Hezbollah.
Daqduq played a central role in advancing terrorist attacks and combat operations against Israel and IDF soldiers. In 2007, he orchestrated the kidnapping and murder of 5 American soldiers.
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If you have an orange murder cat then you know.
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Highly unusual storm system ... but taking enormous tropical moisture w/weak low pressure frontal boundary = plenty of convergence, upper-level energy to provide a "baroclinic" energy pathway even over land.
30% chance of TD 01L (then Arthur) but technically a name doesn't matter as the IMPACTS will be substantial regardless
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A tropical system will form along/near the coast of South Texas by Tuesday (30% chance) and then combine with a frontal boundary while heading through the Southeast. This hybrid structure --> TD/TS intensity while over land into next weekend.
--> boatloads of rain ๐ฃ
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This discourse makes me think that trying to prank a Brit with a caramel apple thatโs actually an onion would have the Brit like โOi bruv, dats some good onion now innit!โ
I donโt want to comprehend that. UK is peasant maxing
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Ignore him, Israel. Defend yourself.
Trump : This morningโs attack on Beirut should not have happened, particularly on a special day when we are so close to a Peace Deal with Iran. Israel has the right to defend itself against threats, but the attack it was responding to was very small and meaningless, nobody was hurt, injured, or killed, and should not disrupt this important process. We are very close to a Deal that will bring peace to the region, including to Lebanon, and all sides should stand down. There should be no more attacks by Israel anywhere in Lebanon, but there should also be no more attacks by any other party, including Hezbollah, against Israel. This could be the beginning of a long and beautiful peace โ Letโs not blow it!
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We laughed at first, laughed at the idea that we could be laid low by some cheese and onion on a bun.
I havenโt seen the sun in days. They block it out and in the night they scream of peasants dying in a fallow field, of women lost in childbirth, of regicide.
God help us all.
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The European Onion vs the American Onion
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This shark diving 'ecotourism' is huge BS. I HATE that they have trained starks to associate bubbles coming from divers with food. It's bad enough sharks know the click of the spear gun and come running. Now we have 'activists' and 'experts' shilling for these operations ffs
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You see a trillion dollars.
Gavin sees 3/4 of a mile of high speed rail.
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Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE.
When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted.
The system is rigged.
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There exists no desirable European ingredient that I cannot DoorDash to my rural American home in under an hour
Unrelated: How do I block every European? Is there a button somewhere @elonmusk ?
What this discourse shows is how poor ingredients are in the USA. Fresh bread roll. Proper butter. Mature cheddar cheese. Crisp, cool strong onion. The ingredients whilst simple combine perfectly and in a big strong flavour.
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Here is the current state of the beard. What should I do with it?
Poll below
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Beard trimmer died on me.
Anybody have recommendions for a replacement?
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Trust is a precious commodity.
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What this discourse shows is how poor ingredients are in the USA. Fresh bread roll. Proper butter. Mature cheddar cheese. Crisp, cool strong onion. The ingredients whilst simple combine perfectly and in a big strong flavour.
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๐จMUNDANE POLLS! ๐๐
Inspired by a shroom ๐
๐ฃ๐ข WHAT'S THE BEST COLOR?
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Blue
26%
Red
5%
Yellow
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Green
19 votes โข 37 minutes
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๐จMUNDANE POLLS! ๐๐
Inspired by a shroom ๐
๐ฃ๐ข WHAT'S THE BEST TIME OF DAY?
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Dawn
6%
Noon
38%
Sundown
12%
Midnight
16 votes โข 40 minutes
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๐จMUNDANE POLLS! ๐๐
Inspired by a shroom ๐
๐ฃ๐ข WHAT'S THE BEST SPICE?
7%
Cumin
47%
Pepper
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Cinnamon
20%
Paprika
15 votes โข 55 minutes
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Welp. We've lost Troy.
God bless the otter people.
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