Manchester City ๐Ÿฉต..โœ๏ธ..iFlyโœˆ๏ธโ€ฆ JFF ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒโšฝ๏ธ

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Guys!!! We just won the treble ๐Ÿ˜
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๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Erling Haaland now has 56 goals in just 51 games for Norway. Ridiculous. โšฝ๏ธ
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With me there is an 100% chance of this being the case ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you
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Rodri among players in the World Cup so far: ๐Ÿฅ‡ Most touches (134) ๐Ÿฅ‡ Most passes attempted (126) ๐Ÿฅ‡ Most accurate passes (116) ๐Ÿฅ‡ Most accurate forward passes (101) ๐Ÿฅ‡ Most attempted open play passes (126) ๐Ÿฅ‡ Most successful open play passes (116) ๐Ÿฅ‡ Most accurate chipped passes (11)
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Honestly so happy for him. He deserves it ๐Ÿ‘‘
Erling Haaland has now scored on his debut in the Bundesliga, Premier League, UEFA Champions League, and FIFA World Cup. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿคฏ @Squawka
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Why are some mixed race people so embarrassing man.
Replying to @myles_premium_
This is Britain, take your "multicultural areas" back to where you come from. Fit in or fuck off.
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That was inevitable ๐Ÿง˜ #FIFAWorldCup
Erling Haaland is ready for his #FIFAWorldCup debut! ๐Ÿ’ช
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Yes ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿšจ JUST IN: Manchester City have opened initial conversations with Matheus Nunes over a contract extension! โœ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น The Portugal international has impressed club officials with both his performances and his versatility, having featured effectively in midfield and at right-back when required. Man City believe Nunes has become an increasingly valuable member of the squad and are now keen to extend his stay beyond his current deal, which has two years remaining. [@GraemeBailey]
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I love how he takes his lil bro everywhere with him. So cute.
That little kid has seen his brother bring a different women home every month ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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What people should actually be rioting over ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
Sometimes I feel like Iโ€™m going crazy because the UK government is focused on every other issue except the fact PEOPLE CANโ€™T AFFORD TO FILL THEIR FRIDGE???
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Remember when everyone could agree Nazis and Pedophiles were bad? I miss those times
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Everybody was told in 2010-15 that austerity was painful but necessary to improve living standards. And then no improvements came, ever.
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No ouch, no scream, pure silence ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ they bad AF
THIS IS FRYING ME๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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RT @smoke_nd_pearlz: I know he was messy.
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Your phone charger can electrocute a toddler who pokes a fork into the socket. The British plug cannot. That difference comes from a 1947 engineering project that refused every shortcut and turned a household plug into one of the most deliberately safe objects ever mass-produced. Britain published BS 1363 in 1947, built for the post-war housing boom. The country was wiring millions of new homes at once and needed one standard that would work safely for everyone. They picked the most paranoid option available. The earth pin (the large top prong) is longer than the other two. When you push a British plug in, the earth pin goes in first. Inside the socket, it presses a lever that opens two metal shutters covering the live and neutral slots. A fork pushed into an empty British socket hits only shutters. The shutters block it. The two conducting pins are also coated in plastic for their lower half. A plug halfway out of the wall is still safe to touch. You would have to pull it completely clear before any live metal is exposed. Inside every plug is its own fuse. UK homes wire their sockets in a loop called a ring circuit, which runs at 32 amps, enough to melt a lamp's cord if the cord fails. So each plug carries a fuse matched to the appliance: 3 amps for a lamp, 13 for a kettle. When something goes wrong in your appliance's wiring, only that plug's fuse blows. The standard US plug (flat two-pin or three-pin) has none of the pin coating and no individual fuse. American building codes began requiring shuttered outlets in new construction in 2008, decades after Britain made shutters standard. Even those newer shuttered versions lack pin coating and plug-level fuses. Britain's plug is bulky because a fuse, a shutter mechanism, insulated pins, and three contact prongs all need room. The plug looks the way it does because safety engineers refused to sacrifice any of those features to make it smaller, and that decision is now 79 years old.
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That bag is so nice ๐Ÿ˜
Youโ€™ve got to be one hell of a woman to have 2 of ur exes married to ur lookalikes, an ex crying about a tape yโ€™all did more than 2 decades ago, Drake using ur magazines as inspiration for an album and the legend LH44 feeling on cloud 9 again. Kim Kardashian is a legend. ICONIC
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RT @EvanSowards: This dog ran outside excited as hell and the LAPD shot and killed it. You donโ€™t hate police enough.
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Heโ€™s so so good ๐Ÿ”ฅ
jaafar rehearsing ' rock with you' for michael.,, we were robbed!!
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Why the fuck does Cherki have a Cork accent ๐Ÿ˜‚

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The proper British way to grow up ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
When the under 16s SM ban is introduced
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I agree with all the arguments on this social media ban thing. On both sides lol, everybodyโ€™s right tbh
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