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A message to Labor voters
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Importing 400,000 people a year will fix this right?
Foreigners line up in Melbourne to get free food from Food Bank, meant for needy Australians.
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“Fire the Liar”
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🟠 LABOR RECEIVED $36 MILLION IN PUBLIC FUNDING. WHERE IS LABOR'S AUDIT? 🟠 Anthony Albanese spent two days demanding One Nation prove its donations were real. So let's talk about the money nobody's allowed to ask him about. THE QUESTION HE NEVER HAD TO ANSWER The CFMEU has donated $4.3 million to the Labor Party, a figure on the parliamentary record. Liberal MP Zoe McKenzie told Parliament the fuller number is $11.5 million in donations and support under this Prime Minister's leadership. The government that took the money abolished the ABCC, the watchdog that prosecuted the union's lawbreaking, and two years later the union's construction division was placed under administration over corruption and bikie infiltration. THE $36 MILLION FROM TAXPAYERS While the argument ran over whether One Nation's $59 donors were real, the Daily Telegraph published an analysis of AEC public funding from the last election, reported by Sky News today: • Labor: more than $36 million • Liberals: more than $28 million • Greens: more than $12 million • One Nation: $6 million • Nationals: $4 million THE AUDIT ONE NATION DIDN'T HAVE TO DO One Nation produced a source code audit inside 48 hours. Software engineer Daryl Monnink reviewed the website's code and live databases and found the $2.2 million counter includes only successfully received and validated donation payments. 28,000 donors, $59 average, and Sky's independent tech experts backed the findings. Labor's $27 counter campaign has no live tally and no published total. Hanson's number, sourced to the grapevine, is about $20,000. Labor won't confirm or deny it, and under the disclosure rules running until January, it never has to. One more thing. The $50,000 donation caps that would've changed all of this were Labor's own law, due 1 July. Labor delayed them to January 2027. Read the full story here: onenewsaustralia.com/one-nat…
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💀BANKRUPT BRITTANY💀 Company documents reveal the officeholders of the new Vida Fund headed up by Brittany Higgins. It shows that Jo Dyer is Director and Secretary, which aligns with the funds website. However, the second director, Charlotte Hanson, is not mentioned anywhere on the website, nor does Charlotte declare her position on her Linkedin. Can it be inferred that Charlotte Hanson is a proxy for Brittany Higgins being used to evade the bankruptcy laws that forbid company directorships?
The Vida Fund lists Brittany Higgins as their Executive Director despite recently declaring bankruptcy after she lost a defamation lawsuit. Under the Corporations Act 2001, a person who has declared bankruptcy is forbidden from managing a corporation. Furthermore, attempts to skirt these rules by changing titles and acting as a 'Shadow Director' are a criminal offence under the Act. Given the already published media, ASIC should be investigating whether Brittany Higgins is skirting bankruptcy law by acting as a director of this new corporation.
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Welcome to Australia. If you’re a superannuation fund and you invest in shares, you pay 10% on your capital gains. If you’re a foreign entity, you pay 15%. If you’re a young Australian trying to save for your first house, you pay 30%. Shout out to @AlboMP and @JEChalmers for giving us “inter generational fairness”. We’re governed by absolute clowns 🤡
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Anika is off to the World Cup with 11 other MPs ….all flying business class and staying in 5 star hotels Their arrogance and entitlement beggars belief.
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Remember when this absolute fuckwit wanted to tax profits from unrealised gains? You had not even made a profit, and he couldn't even wait to take money from you. These ratbags have got to go.
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It’s times like these it would be great to have a Sex Discrimination Act that acknowledged both sex and women. Oh well.
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Three Australian politicians are currently complaining about misogyny & sexism. But - @JacintaAllanMP, the Victorian Labor premier, has men in women’s prisons, school girls not drinking water and women punished for not accepting men as women. @AlboMP, the Australian prime minister, has called the destruction of women’s rights a “culture war”, ignoring pleas to ensure women have rights & protections in federal legislation. @JuliaGillard, during her time as the first women prime minister, removed the definition of women from war, igniting the “culture war”. Calling out misogyny & sexism when it impacts you while ignoring Australian women & girls who are experiencing ideological & institutional misogyny & sexism on a daily basis is not a good look and it simply highlights the hypocrisy. It confirms our suspicion that you only care about yourselves. If you’re going to cry misogyny & sexism, first make sure that you’re not a perpetrator of it.
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🔥 KILLING FIELDS: THE SLAUGHTER OF AUSTRALIAN WILDLIFE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM AGENDA 2030 GREAT RESET #TARGET: NET ZERO Labor’s wildlife killing fields are all in the name of wind turbines and renewable energy projects. No echidna or koala is spared as the dynamite blows and the trees are wiped out. Koalas are being shot from helicopters, and now horses are being slaughtered. Species extinctions and the killing of Australian wildlife? Not a concern to Labor as they risk it all to reach net-zero. #Australia #Treason #AnthonyAlbanese #AustralianWildlife #GreatReset2030
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NZ PM doubles down on saying a CGT would put a wrecking ball through our economy, and Mr Luxon also criticised immigration, using stronger language than Australian PM Anthony Albanese. Watch
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NZ Prime Minister Standing right next to Albo, says CGT would be a wrecking ball to The NZ economy. Sooo good! 😂
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The mini Bont talk has gone quiet, clanger merchant. #AFLHawksDogs
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Mandatory Loss Ordering : The Devious CGT Rule That DOUBLES Your Taxation As if it couldn't get any worse... An excellent article this morning in the AFR which explains that the Budget now imposes MANDATORY loss ordering of gains against losses. afr.com//wealth/personal-fin… What does that mean? It means effectively that the government is going to potentially confiscate half of your taxable loss under the new system because you MUST offset it FIRST against any gains from pre-2027 shares that had a 50% CGT discount. Confiscating half of your taxable loss means DOUBLING the tax on your gains. Again you are particularly screwed with your own portfolio of shares relative to an ETF. To explain: under the previous rules, capital losses could be applied against whichever capital gains produced the highest taxable income. The new CGT legislation forces losses to be applied against older gains first- typically gains eligible for the 50% CGT discount. This diminishes the value of capital losses because they are consumed against partially-taxable gains (because of the 50% discount) instead of fully-taxable gains, increasing tax payable despite no change in the underlying economic outcome. In the worst case it doubles your taxation. Doubles!!! That's a 100% increase in tax. I provide a worked example in the image. This rule is above and beyond all the other problems with the new CGT tax system. And it's hidden.... @DerekFranc90653 @cjoye @tax_oz
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Vanished? Not quite ‼️ Vanishing ✅ (Thank you for sharing Larry)
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Omg this guy 🤣🤣🤣 Love these Albo impressions #auspol
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That $57,000 dollar Pay Rise... Australias Top Pretender and Blundermaster, A. Albanese, has just given himself a pat on the back with a $57,000 a year pay rise to boot; just because he’s doing such an outstanding job crippling the economy and country that the mere mention of his name in public brings forth reactions from as much as mild swearing/cursing to outbreaks of strong physical violence and fits of abusive hatred. What will happen in two years when we get to the next federal election is anyone's guess, but one thing is as certain as the Amen at church, the election can't come fast enough. Time to elect an Australia Loving Leader instead of this what-ya-ma-call-it 🤔 #auspol2026 #australia #thirdworldcountry
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Wow. Just when you think corruption couldn’t get any worse in this state… Why does Labor always win elections? Labor clings to power because their corruption has zero limits and zero consequences. 😡
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