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16 Oct 2018
I have some old batterys, if you want them, let me know.
Free of charge.
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16 Oct 2018
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. This is in fact true. It's called living.
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16 Oct 2018
Chasing my threenager around here. Don't need a gym for a decent workout.
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Dr Andromeda retweeted
15 Oct 2018
Dash cam footage moments before it happened. Hope this is useful.
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15 Oct 2018
Magnificent game against a gifted Spanish side.
4 points against Spain & Croatia. Away.
I fucking love this team.β€
#SPAENG
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Dr Andromeda retweeted
14 Oct 2018
You keep talking about Connor & Khabib all the time and it seems to me that you have already forgotten about the greatest MMA fight that took place just a few weeks ago. Shame on you !
x.com/Delisketo/status/10464β¦
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Dr Andromeda retweeted
8 Oct 2018
The choices that we've made are a reflection of who we were. The choices that we make are a reflection of who we are. Changing the course of our lives starts and ends with our choices. Choices are like ripples in a pond, leading to larger, more momentous ripples. Choose wisely.
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15 Oct 2018
Just knocked over my sports direct mug and flooded the entire street.
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Dr Andromeda retweeted
15 Oct 2018
150 different species go extinct every single day. Even worse, you keep not being one of them.
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π΅we can't go on together withπ΅
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Dr Andromeda retweeted
12 Oct 2018
βwhatβs Halloween like in Australia?β
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15 Oct 2018
I don't go to the library much.But when I do, this guy is always on the PC watching porn, looking over his shoulder.
I'm just as weird taking a photo of him through a bookshelf.
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15 Oct 2018
James Bond is laid off and at the job centre, there are only two jobs available, one in a call centre and the other in a fabric colouring plant.
"Huh", said Bond, "You expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Bond", replied the interviewer, "I expect you to dye"
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Dr Andromeda retweeted
14 Oct 2018
Look at this coward go for a sucker punch as soon as the guy looks away. Not today, dickhead!
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15 Oct 2018
No work this week.
No coffee either.
So might as well start the week as I mean to go on.
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