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John Battiston, III @JB3writes

Christ-follower, copywriter, cinephile, husband. Please help me stop buying books.

Joined October 2017
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John Battiston, III@JB3writes
16 Mar 2020
A fleet of Loudoun County Public Schools buses delivered 6,400 free breakfasts and lunches to 263 stops around the county today. This is the kind of good news I love to see right now @LCPSOfficial loudountimes.com/news/lcps-p… via @LTMnews

LCPS prepares, delivers thousands of free meals to students; more about how the meal delivery...

After announcing the closure of Loudoun County Public Schools amid the COVID-19 pandemic on Thursday, LCPS Superintendent Eric Williams said the division planned to continue supporting students who...

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It is once again November and I stand by this statement
John Battiston, III@JB3writes
23 Nov 2021
Y'all talking about no shave November but I'm here for Noah Baumbach November
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#Dallas just turned into an episode of...well, Dallas. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/3346…

Woman sues Jerry Jones, alleges he's her father

Alexandra Davis has asked a court to be recognized as Jerry Jones' daughter and to be released from the confidentiality agreement that she says her mother agreed to when she was 1 year old. A...

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Um... Where is Denis Villeneuve for Best Director!?! #OscarNoms
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LN@abernothing
31 Dec 2021
party rock is in the HOUSE tonight guys. not in the clubs
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The Stinger@thestingerpod
22 Dec 2021
NEW EPISODE! The moment has come to give our SPOILER review of ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’, so suit up, put on your web shooters and swing into the spider-verse with host Josh Gann to dive deep into this movie #spidermannowayhome #spiderman #hawkeye
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How on God’s green earth is this already a thing
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Carrie Courogen@carriecourogen
5 Dec 2021
Every Tom Hanks movie is a Christmas movie; I will not explain this any further
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Please show me the difference
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Y'all talking about no shave November but I'm here for Noah Baumbach November
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Apostrophe war crimes: spicy edition 🌶️
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Seth MacFarlane
@SethMacFarlane
12 Nov 2021
The Aaron Rodgers debacle, coupled with recent comments from celebrities ill-informed about vaccination, is a reminder to quit treating athletes, actors and influencers as role models. Pick a scientist, a doctor, or a teacher instead. You’ll wind up smarter.
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Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman
10 Nov 2021
I accidentally clicked the SUBSCRIBE button on USA Today's website, and it told me I couldn't because I'm not a hotel.
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Apostrophe war crimes: a series
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Put some respect on the red delicious good Lord 🍎
charles entertainment cheese@jmurffff
8 Nov 2021
Wow did you guys see this??
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Ali Plumb@AliPlumb
9 Nov 2021
This photo has really put a smile on my face
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#NationalAuthorsDay except I’m just starting to outline my first short story Gonna assume I count till someone tells me otherwise
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Ringer-Verse
@RingerVerse
30 Oct 2021
Dune (2021)
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jen🎬@cinephilejen
30 Oct 2021
why are so many people against going to the cinema alone...?
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