chaotic rat
Joined January 2009
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21 Dec 2020
These geese could do abbey road but the Beatles could never shit on my car
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RT @swiftlydunphy: you can have your opinions on Taylor Swift but this constant push to say that women are "acting like teenagers" whenever…
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When does Chicago get its Mamdani
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one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover
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When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about
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yeah lol
Jun 12
there are people who lived in the midwest their entire lives and still dont know the difference between tornado warning and tornado watch
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Jun 11
You know it’s a big weather event in/around Chicago when WGN calls on the master himself, Tom Skilling, to assist with the reporting, from his condo.
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Freddy’s final boss
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lyft having the audacity to send me this push notification after i waited 20 minutes and was connected to FOUR different drivers who all drove half the way here and then canceled. called uber instead and they came immediately. i hate you @lyft
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Jun 9
i need to have a nervous breakdown and smoke here so bad
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Ppl from Wisconsin be like "I'm from Sheboingboing"
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Jun 8
bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise
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Jun 8
hunter biden is exactly who i pictured when listening to lana del rey
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Jun 8
ng| some things are only okay when i do it
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Jun 8
i know there’s one in OC but nothing beats my local south suburb portillos that i went to 3 times a week as a kid in the summer
Some proper Chicago food bro they have a milkshake with cake in the cup it‘s ridiculous 😭
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June-September in Chicago needs to be studied. The vibes are absurd man.
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it's crazy how nobody goes downtown anymore because it's so scary and dangerous!!!! the loop is dead!!
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