Movie nerd. Comics nerd. Sports nerd. Comedy nerd. TV nerd. Theatre nerd. Tech nerd. My nerdy tweets (and all others, for that matter) are my own.

Joined September 2009
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J. Benny retweeted
literally the best thing you'll see all day
šŸ’™šŸ’›āš¾ļø Mrs. Ingoldsby, JJ Wetherholt’s 5th grade teacher, found this gem for his MLB debut today. The students had to write what they wanted to be when they grew up. So proud of him for living out his dream and knocking it out of the park in his very first at-bat! #marsproud
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J. Benny retweeted
Best thing I’ve ever seen on Facebook about the Cardinals miss u forever Sonny
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ā€œHe’s actually taking the fly balls with them, which you just don’t see in today’s game.ā€ Skip Schumaker breaks down Jon Jay’s hands-on coaching style with players.
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6 Oct 2024
Bought gift cards at BJ’s to pay for our #DisneyWorld trip (good hack, BTW!). @samantha_1870 noticed they all had ā€œTo:ā€ & ā€œFrom:ā€ lines on them. She decided they will all be addressed to her, from all of the people at work that make her need a vacation. #SMDH #ShitMyWifeSays #WDW
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6 Sep 2024
All it took was one road trip and an episode of @newheightshow complete with ads for my wife, @saman_1870, to turn to me and say, ā€œMomma got a raise, so we can spring for @Wondery Plus to get rid of these ads.ā€ No words. #ShitMyWifeSays #LoveMyWife
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27 Jul 2024
When I think of the #SummerOlympics #OpeningCeremony, I really want it to evoke the same vibe that I get from going to my local observatory to watch a Pink Floyd ā€œDark Side of the Moonā€ laser light show.
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27 Jul 2024
Makes sense since #Paris doesn’t have any internationally-recognizable landmarks that can serve as a majestic backdrop all on its own.
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27 Jul 2024
My lovely wife has been playing a game on her phone for the last few minutes, only to look up and see the now-metal clad mysterious torchbearer presenting the Olympic flag in the #SummerOlympics #OpeningCeremony. Her response: ā€œWhat kind of Star Wars shit is this?!?!ā€
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27 Jul 2024
I am fully and completely disappointed that the flag bearer for Tonga in the #SummerOlympic #OpeningCeremony has his shirt on. That is literally the only thing I could tell you about Tonga.
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27 Jul 2024
Perhaps a random animated #Minions short in the middle of the #SummerOlympics #OpeningCeremony would make a whole lot more sense if they mentioned that the animation studio that makes them is based in France before they randomly cut to it. Just tossing it out there for later.
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27 Jul 2024
I’ll admit that every #OlympicGames since #TheHungerGames have definitely had similar iconography, but it feels like Paris is really leaning into the whole ā€œBread and Circusā€ vibe of it with this #OpeningCeremony by taking the parade through the city.
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27 Jul 2024
I was just saying that what the #SummerOlympics #OpeningCeremony was missing was some Death Metal Marie Antoinette. Glad to know we’re on the same page there. šŸ˜‚
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27 Jul 2024
I feel like the mysterious torchbearer running all over the place during the #OpeningCeremony for the #SummerOlympics would make more sense if they were running with a load of bread and some candlesticks under their arm and chased by a fanatical cop. #Inmate24601
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26 Jul 2024
Any time I see a Parisian athlete wearing a hat and competing in the #SummerOlympics over the next weeks, I am automatically going to assume there is a rat underneath it controlling them. #OlympicGames #Olympics2024Paris
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30 Mar 2024
Here’s an idea for the @Cardinals, since they apparently don’t have money to get good pitching. Host a fundraiser where, for just $50, fans can kick John Mozeliak in the nuts. They could buy an amazing pitcher, even if they used the funds for his medical bills as well. #STLCards
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4 Oct 2023
This is just atrocious. I’m not saying I would do a good job, but when you consistently the worst in the league, somebody needs to do something about this.
Angel Hernandez finished the regular season as the lowest rated umpire (min 10 games). He didn't get his start until August due to a back injury, but he racked up 161 bad calls in 10 games, including the lowest rated game. His season may be over, but may our memories live on.
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23 May 2023
Hey @HappyHiller, it’s safe to say that a customer care representative will not be with me shortly at this point. I shouldn’t be surprised that this wasn’t true when you all said you’d be have someone here between 9 p.m. and 1 a.m. So glad I wasted money on the Happy Hiller Club!
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23 May 2023
Please hold while I express my surprise that @HappyHiller still hasn’t shown up or given me an explanation why I have to stay up an hour outside of their provided time window to come to my house. Suffice it to say, I am #UnhappyHiller.
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23 May 2023
I give up, @HappyHiller. You all are more than an hour and a half late for your window, there’s no indication if you’re coming & I have to be up for work in the morning. I’ll look for a new HVAC company & tell everyone why I’m tired & which company is responsible. #sadface
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J. Benny retweeted
😳 @Cardinals
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