Movie nerd. Comics nerd. Sports nerd. Comedy nerd. TV nerd. Theatre nerd. Tech nerd. My nerdy tweets (and all others, for that matter) are my own.
Joined September 2009
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J. Benny retweeted
Mar 27
literally the best thing you'll see all day
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ššā¾ļø Mrs. Ingoldsby, JJ Wetherholtās 5th grade teacher, found this gem for his MLB debut today. The students had to write what they wanted to be when they grew up. So proud of him for living out his dream and knocking it out of the park in his very first at-bat! #marsproud
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J. Benny retweeted
27 Nov 2025
Best thing Iāve ever seen on Facebook about the Cardinals miss u forever Sonny
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J. Benny retweeted
29 May 2025
āHeās actually taking the fly balls with them, which you just donāt see in todayās game.ā
Skip Schumaker breaks down Jon Jayās hands-on coaching style with players.
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Bought gift cards at BJās to pay for our #DisneyWorld trip (good hack, BTW!). @samantha_1870 noticed they all had āTo:ā & āFrom:ā lines on them. She decided they will all be addressed to her, from all of the people at work that make her need a vacation. #SMDH #ShitMyWifeSays #WDW
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All it took was one road trip and an episode of @newheightshow complete with ads for my wife, @saman_1870, to turn to me and say, āMomma got a raise, so we can spring for @Wondery Plus to get rid of these ads.ā
No words.
#ShitMyWifeSays #LoveMyWife
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When I think of the #SummerOlympics #OpeningCeremony, I really want it to evoke the same vibe that I get from going to my local observatory to watch a Pink Floyd āDark Side of the Moonā laser light show.
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My lovely wife has been playing a game on her phone for the last few minutes, only to look up and see the now-metal clad mysterious torchbearer presenting the Olympic flag in the #SummerOlympics #OpeningCeremony. Her response: āWhat kind of Star Wars shit is this?!?!ā
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I am fully and completely disappointed that the flag bearer for Tonga in the #SummerOlympic #OpeningCeremony has his shirt on. That is literally the only thing I could tell you about Tonga.
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Perhaps a random animated #Minions short in the middle of the #SummerOlympics #OpeningCeremony would make a whole lot more sense if they mentioned that the animation studio that makes them is based in France before they randomly cut to it. Just tossing it out there for later.
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Iāll admit that every #OlympicGames since #TheHungerGames have definitely had similar iconography, but it feels like Paris is really leaning into the whole āBread and Circusā vibe of it with this #OpeningCeremony by taking the parade through the city.
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I was just saying that what the #SummerOlympics #OpeningCeremony was missing was some Death Metal Marie Antoinette. Glad to know weāre on the same page there. š
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I feel like the mysterious torchbearer running all over the place during the #OpeningCeremony for the #SummerOlympics would make more sense if they were running with a load of bread and some candlesticks under their arm and chased by a fanatical cop. #Inmate24601
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Any time I see a Parisian athlete wearing a hat and competing in the #SummerOlympics over the next weeks, I am automatically going to assume there is a rat underneath it controlling them. #OlympicGames #Olympics2024Paris
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Hereās an idea for the @Cardinals, since they apparently donāt have money to get good pitching. Host a fundraiser where, for just $50, fans can kick John Mozeliak in the nuts. They could buy an amazing pitcher, even if they used the funds for his medical bills as well. #STLCards
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This is just atrocious. Iām not saying I would do a good job, but when you consistently the worst in the league, somebody needs to do something about this.
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Angel Hernandez finished the regular season as the lowest rated umpire (min 10 games).
He didn't get his start until August due to a back injury, but he racked up 161 bad calls in 10 games, including the lowest rated game.
His season may be over, but may our memories live on.
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Hey @HappyHiller, itās safe to say that a customer care representative will not be with me shortly at this point. I shouldnāt be surprised that this wasnāt true when you all said youād be have someone here between 9 p.m. and 1 a.m. So glad I wasted money on the Happy Hiller Club!
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Please hold while I express my surprise that @HappyHiller still hasnāt shown up or given me an explanation why I have to stay up an hour outside of their provided time window to come to my house. Suffice it to say, I am #UnhappyHiller.
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I give up, @HappyHiller. You all are more than an hour and a half late for your window, thereās no indication if youāre coming & I have to be up for work in the morning. Iāll look for a new HVAC company & tell everyone why Iām tired & which company is responsible. #sadface
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