PCA. Christian. Husband, Father, Metalhead. Guitar, Craft Beer.
Joined November 2020
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3 sentences? How about 3 words…
Leave me alone.
What is your philosophy regarding government in three sentences or less?
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Jun 12
There’s no such thing as leftover bacon. You buy the bacon.
You cook the bacon.
You eat the bacon.
Jun 12
What does the bacon industry have against resealable packaging?
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Jun 12
I can think of one bad guy you’re not at all interested in putting away.
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I’m running because Pierce County voters deserve better. I know I can restore trust, run the office in a non-political manner, and free up our deputy prosecutors to do what they do best: Put the bad guys away. maryforprosecutor.com/mary-r…
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Jun 12
One thing I typically do before I reply in disagreement to someone I don’t know, is just click their profile and look for a just a few seconds.
9/10 times, I just scroll along.
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Jun 11
I’m as high-falutin’ as a craft beer nerd gets, but when I just want cheap beer, this is my go-to.
Jun 11
Like this post if you could go for a refreshingly reliable American-style light lager right about now
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Josh Barnett retweeted
Jun 11
People should have known Hitler was bad news all along, I mean, the guy's name literally was Hitler
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Every time I see a Super Smart Person make a big fuss over whether or not it Ai is conscious, I am freed from having to take them seriously.
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Jun 8
Every time I get followed by an account that looks “off,” it’s always based in Turkey. Every time.
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Jun 8
Old tells get replaced quickly with new tells, and the whole thing is tiresome. Do not let genAI craft your words. It’s obvious. Soulless. And sucks.
not an original thought by a mile but having an ai write up something you want other people to read or act on is a new kind of social offense
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Jun 7
I’m probably not going to read all the replies, but I noticed the anti-kid people are trending rude. That checks out.
Jun 7
I think weddings are beautiful, sacred, family-oriented events. So, there aren’t legitimate reasons to exclude children.
People who don’t have kids often think parents are looking for a break from our kids. We’re not. We party with our kids. We love it.
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Jun 6
There’s a couple f words, but this is the way.
My uncle was retarded. I sit next to a retard in church. I joined the church I am in because I was at a house party hosted by people who invited retards to attend. And I thought, "my uncle's church was so great; they treated him with such kindness, such generoisity. Maybe this church will be loving the way Uncle Barton's church was." So I joined their church.
When I see these fucking pearl-clutchers telling me off for saying "handicapped," "disabled" or, God forbid, "retarded," I know immediately that they spend no time with actual retarded people, nor are there any they care about. They don't understand the sense of humour you need; they don't understand that retarded people may have cognitive struggles but they do actually know they're retarded and have made peace with it. They don't understand that the retarded person often laughs first at how they made a mistake and wants you to laugh along to downplay things, focus on the good time.
I fucking hate these pious secular church ladies telling me not to say "retarded." Do they know how much it upset and confused my uncle in the 80s to have to go from being "retarded" to "challenged" in order to make, them happy, not him!?
I spent every Christmas holiday as a kid, until he died when I was 17, helping my retarded uncle Barton learn his ABCs and how to spell his name. Yet, once again, somehow, I'm the bad guy.
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Josh Barnett retweeted
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The Venn diagram between people who think you should get fired for using the R word and people who think you should be able to euthanize your child if it has Down syndrome is almost a circle
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Jun 3
🎶Robbin’ Rob has left and gone away. Hey, hey, hey.🎶
Jun 3
Where have you gone, Robin DiAngelo? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
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May 30
Super malty, bitter beer. It says “session” on the can, which traditionally indicates lower abv, but this puppy clocks in at 6%, 2-3% higher than your typical “session” beer. “Session” in this case, must be more akin to an “appointment.”
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9 Nov 2016
Dear God
Please let Ruth Bader Ginsburg live to be 120.
Amen
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