My first twitter moment =) ⚡️ “Making my kid's birthday challenge!” x.com/i/moments/994425072055…

“So you graduated top of your class in the Navy Seals?” Yes Dave “And you’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda with over 300 confirmed kills” Correct “You’re trained in gorilla warfare and you’re the top sniper in the entire US armed forces? That’s right, Dave “You have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and can trace IPs to wipe people off the face of the continent?” Affirmative “But you financed a $92,000 lifted F-350 Super Duty at 23% APR and you can’t afford a $1,000 emergency fund because you spend $690 a month on energy drinks, Zyn, and protein powder?” That’s correct, Dave

Typical corporate asset management

Who am I to disagree with fucking sortinghat.net ....

Major props to @JC_SoCal & @_sn0ww for creating a mini hacker museum of one of the cellular devices @kevinmitnick’s used for operational security during his time on the run. If you would like to see it - it is currently being housed at the @sec_defcon village. To learn more about Kevin’s story check out Ghost in the Wires a @nytimes bestselling book - his memoir. @defcon #defcon33

Buckaroo Banzai

Hey ... Don't post about the secret post def con #sec planning meeting #iykyk

Thank you to everyone who made the #sec and our competitions at #defcon33 possible. I’m so grateful to be surrounded by those who give so much to achieve our vision. Big ideas to raise the bar next year. Until then, enjoy our sweaty end-of-the-line selfie. Time to roll out.

Did you know we offer competitors in the #SECVC coaching help? Huge shout out to our team of coaches for volunteering their time and knowledge to help out competing teams succeed! @ShadowFox (last years winning team!) @jamieantisocial @ibetika @jc_socal

Python!

Soon... se.community/battle-of-the-b…

Johnny5, is that you?

There are tickets remaining, five hours in to SAINTCON 25 registration, but we’ve only got a few hundred remaining: register.saintcon.org/start

Question for the #IT Crowd ... Have you ever had a legitimate reason to disable Volume Shadow Copy (#VSS) on #Microsoft #Windows #Server? If yes, would you mind elaborating why? #DFIR

Our Vishing Competition review board has been busy! We're doing a review of final scores today, and tomorrow folks who submitted should know if they were accepted or not.

Join SE Community as a volunteer! New to volunteering? A returning rockstar? Either way, SE Community would love to have you on board. 🗓️ Apps close June 1. Apply Now — se.community/call-for-volunt…

And #DEFCON emerges the victor against #Hadnagy Good riddance! "He was unable to prove that the claims made against him were false, and truth is an absolute defense in defamation cases such as these." theregister.com/2025/05/16/d… I'm excited to see new faces and old at @sec_defcon

DEF CON legal update: Truth is a complete defense against defamation. The Hadnagy lawsuit against us is over. Summary judgement. Dismissed, with prejudice. We look forward to returning our full attention to the community and conference we love. We also thank everyone who came forward to help keep our community safe. We know it’s not an easy choice, but the world is better for it. This victory is encouraging. We hope it makes attendees feel safe reporting CoC violations . We hope it demonstrates our commitment to protecting attendees from misconduct. Mostly, we hope our amazing community will continue looking out for each other. We will always have your back. You can read the judgment here storage.courtlistener.com/re… . Stay tuned for a more detailed report. #defcon #legalupdate

🚨 LAST CALL! Our Call for Competitors closes at 5pm PST today. That's only 4 hours! If you’ve been waiting to throw your hat in the ring—this is it. Don’t miss your shot. se.community/vishing-competi…

humble proposal -- if you fill out a 75 page SF-86 and the government investigates your background and interviews your friends and ultimately grants you a clearance allowing for access to classified information that should probably just come with TSA pre-check and global entry

🚨 One week to go! 🚨 Think you could talk your way past security? 🤫 It’s time to find out. Join @_sn0ww & @racheltobac on 2/28 for a LIVE breakdown of Social Engineering—no scripts, just real stories & insights. Register now: us06web.zoom.us/webinar/regi…