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JESSI CRUICKSHANK @JESSI
Joined March 2009
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INTRODUCING: Evening Club. My wildly fun, judgement-free dance party from 7-10pm for women and queer folks who want a great night out AND a good nights sleep. Bring your friends, dance your a** off! PRESALE TOMORROW: March 18th 10am PT code: ‘DANCE’ ⁣jessicruickshank.com/tour 🪩
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My Debut Stand Up Special "MINIVAN MONEY" Premieres TONIGHT at 5pm/8pm ET on @Veeps - join the watch party with me LIVE HERE: veeps.com/jessicruickshank
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JESSI CRUICKSHANK retweeted
Live Nation W Canada@livenationwest
31 Oct 2022
THIS WEEK! @jessi gets Up Close and Too Personal in BC! Tickets are selling fast! Grab yours now before they're all gone: Friday in Victoria: bit.ly/3yoqAJt Sunday in Vancouver: bit.ly/3Ik9AIQ
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Happy Halloween from The Oppenheim Group! Love, @OppenheimJason @BrettOppenheime @XtineQuinn @Chrishell7 💛 #Halloween @netflix @adam_divello #sellingsunset
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TODAY. 6pm. New Mom, Who Dis? Season 4 drops like a baby from my birth canal. OFFICIAL TRAILER:
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I love that Gisele didn't need to be seen with Tom Brady last night. She let her dependent have his moment. #SuperBowl
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One of us is PREGNANT! All of us are EXCITED. And some of us are just hoping the baby won’t steal our toys. All the details are here: newmomwhodis.com ❤️
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Currently looking for sales on Christmas stuff for next year. In case you were wondering what kind of hot action I’m getting up to tonight.
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This morning, my kid had a SCREAMING, CRYING, MELTDOWN because he couldn’t eat ALL the Advent Calendar chocolate AT ONCE. And so the magic of Christmas begins...
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One Has To Go: DISNEY HUNKS EDITION. Go!
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I honestly thought he would say “mommy”. Either way, teaching my boys about the first female Vice President fills my heart with joy and hope. May this be just the beginning... ❤️💙 #BidenHarris2020 @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden
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We had to do it. Happy #Halloween from Slinky Dog! #ToyStory #Halloween2020
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Kristen Welker for President. #Debate2020
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Important Update: 'KWEEN' auto-corrects to 'Karen' now which I learned the hard way. "YOU ARE A KAREN!" was not received well.
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I'm actually shocked @FLOTUS has #COVID19 too. She's been staying 6ft away from him FOR YEARS.
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The #debates gave me serious flashbacks. (Except this is not a Jerseylicious reunion, it’s the f*cking Presidency of The United States.) I’m as shook now as I was then:
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My 3 year old twins have more civil conversations than this. #debates
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Just saw a man casually shopping at Target wearing a FULL-FACE devil Halloween mask and I just want to know where we draw the line?
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JESSI CRUICKSHANK retweeted
Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein
12 Sep 2020
Not to get political, but I'd say two of the things I miss most from the Obama years are being able to breathe air outside and being able to breathe air inside
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My 2 year old running around the house singing 'GASLIGHTER' by @thechicks has re-affirmed my decision to have children.
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He's 3. f*ck.
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