Chattanooga resident, purveyor of fine music, motorcycles, and flying discs.

Joined March 2011
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How old is too old to wear graphic tees?
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So obviously he has feet. How else would he move around? #FrostyHadFeet x.com/chattskew/status/93918…

the most passionate argument i have had so far this season was over whether or not frosty the snowman had feet or not. #blessed 🙏
Gear Up for Fall 🍁 Enter the @innovadiscs Awesome Autumn Giveaway! #discgolf innovadiscs.com/giveaway/awe…

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The only way to watch the solar eclipse.#solareclipse #noogagram #dualsport #crf250l @… instagram.com/p/BYESuYIFN2e/

No good tickets for @foofighters in Nashville @Ticketmaster is hoarding all the good seats. $99 nosebleeds? Sell direct to fans!
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The number of new #biz formations in @HamCoTN in Q1 of 2017 outpaced the state of TN! 🎉🎉🎉 bit.ly/2qC2veO

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9 Mar 2017
Tomorrow night at Sluggo's with the homie @cgrimey423 and Raiders LA. #chamusic #socro #hrvation #Chattanooga
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2016 Worlds Masters Final 9 Criss, McCray, Sprague, Smith youtu.be/T-u-7RPro6g via @YouTube

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27 Sep 2016
Lie, Cheat, Steal, Kill, Win. Watching the liars lie. instagram.com/p/BK1zlQrBn0V/

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Can't they cut the microphones off when they go over two minutes? #debates #stoptalking #2badchoices
Gonna need more booze to get through this #debates #DoucheVsTurdSandwich #whereisbernie
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Johnathan Surmann retweeted
26 Sep 2016
Arnold Palmer has passed away at 87 years old. Rest in peace, Arnie. You are forever a legend in golf and in life.
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Johnathan Surmann retweeted
23 Sep 2016
If your hand writing looks like chicken shit, just send me chicken shit. Then I can at least fertilize my potatoes with it.
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No picnic is complete without a nap. #summertimeselfie #selfiesaturday @ Wayah Bald instagram.com/p/BJoqCA-h1IY/

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Really hope my @delta flight doesn't get delayed. wouldn't be the worst thing though. #mxp #atthemoxy #MilanToAtl
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19 Jun 2016

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