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Tell me you know nothing about Tolkien without telling me you know nothing about Tolkien.
this is true but not for lotr being sacred art or good it's just that tolkien was a racist classist monarchist scumbag who loved fascists like francoist Spain.
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"Im sworn to carry your burdens..."
My tummy when I order to much Dominos.
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Musk never broke into my truck or made me wait 10 minutes in like at papa Murphys while they freak out on the kids working because ebt is down
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Elon Musk is a trillionaire but itβs def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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Lotr doesn't fit in mtg either. Mtg has its own universe with expensive lore. They've beaten the fans down so much that he new slop makes the old slop seem palatable. Also black Gandolf is a spit in the face of actual Tolkien fans.
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People are trying to come up with all these psychological theories about why Marvel doesn't fit in MTG, when the answer is simple.
Superheroes are some cornball shit. Grown men in stupid costumes running around stopping bank robbers. Comics were invented as funny books for children, and no amount of Frank Miller gritty reimaginings changes the fact that Cap is a guy with a big A on his forehead throwing a frisbee.
Gandalf fits into MTG because LOTR's colorful goofiness isn't its primary driving trait. I can imagine myself summoning Gandalf to the battlefield because Gandalf feels like a real guy. Captain America does not.
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Why is my feed clogged up with retards bitching about Elon. Where are the racist jokes and big butt Japanese girls?
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Monuments to demons should be disgraced often and absurdly.
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I still am struggling to wrap my head around the fact this is actually happeningβ¦
Donβt care what your political views are, EVERYONE should be absolutely embarrassed & ashamed that this is happening at the Lincoln Memorial & White House. What a joke.
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Charlie Kirk was killed at a real interesting time.....
Im sure its just a coincidence but if he was alive today he would destroyed the Trump administration..
Just weird the moment the loudest voice wakes up its silenced
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Leftists unironically believe Elon has a Scrooge Mcduck vault of 1 trillion in gold that he refuses to share with poor brown people. And they want to dictate monetary policy in your country
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Im 36 with a house and savings. Sucks to suck.
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I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.
And there is now a trillionaire.
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Today is day 276 of 365 of posting beautiful art featured in the Premodern format. #Premodern #PremodernMTG #MTGArt
Card: Thornscape Battlemage
Release: Planeshift (2001)
Art by: Matt Cavotta
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Godzilla makes the people happy
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Jun 11
House fails to pass interim FISA Section. The vote was 198 yeas to 218 nays. But this needed a 2/3 majority and the Houde couldn't even get a simple majority. With 416 members voting, this needed 273 yeas.
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Having a dad that teaches you how to fight really is an unfair advantage
Young black man messes with the wrong White guy and finds out
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Jun 11
Warhammer 40k vs Mass effect Space Alien Racism
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Jeremiah Jones βοΈπ΄ retweeted
Itβs true
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