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13 Nov 2024
I think I'm just going to go ahead and uninstall this app. It doesn't really provide any positivity for me anymore.
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8 Nov 2024
Executive team has been meeting all week to "mitigate the effect of the orange wave." They're forecasting a reduction in business now that Trump is coming into office. He hasn't even been installed yet. That's how outsized his impact is.
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8 Nov 2024
This whole RyyFyy thing makes it abundantly clear that we still have a long way to go to teach people what is consent.
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8 Nov 2024
If you have the emotional bandwidth to do so, check in on your friends in recovery. It's a difficult week to not start back up.
(This PSA brought to you by a guy who would rather be drinking right now.)
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7 Nov 2024
My kneejerk reaction was to be annoyed at the theatrics of it. But what if this is what's necessary for Americans to accept a woman as president?
Should Biden resign and make Kamala Harris the first female president?
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7 Nov 2024
The Karl Rove Guide to Politics says to accuse your opponents of the crime you plan to commit so that they cannot accuse you of that crime when you commit it.
6 Nov 2024
So North Carolina went blue across the board except for president. Dem Governor, Dem Lt Governor, Dem school superintendent, Dem AG, and 2 dem reps. And Trump. Do I have that right?
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6 Nov 2024
Would someone shoot me so my wife gets the insurance money? I'm done with all of this. It's stupid.
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6 Nov 2024
I'm really stressed about Georgia. Hopefully the courts allow the affected pipes to stay open longer.
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Joseph L. Selby retweeted
2 Nov 2024
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2 Nov 2024
A small but great example of this is how thereโs was this huge freak out out the bee population declining but then next to no one heard about the new population recovery. 1/4
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1 Nov 2024
Why did I get a notification that Brandon Sanderson is live? I don't follow him.
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31 Oct 2024
I honestly thought the pictures of Trump's makeup being so terrible were photoshopped, but I just saw the video of the event. Holy shit. Just...holy shit.
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27 Oct 2024
Hot take: I don't think newspapers should endorse political candidates.
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23 Oct 2024
Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet
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21 Oct 2024
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17 Oct 2024
The fact that the NRA got community noted on how to use a gun safely, should tell you everything you need to know about the NRA.
Tim Walz previously claimed he kept a shotgun in his car so he could hunt pheasants after football practice.
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Joseph L. Selby retweeted
14 Oct 2024
A peek into what could have been... This was the sizzle reel that screenwriter Dave Kalstein made for the Jade City TV show back when it was in development at Peacock years ago. Imagine my surprise when it popped up in my YouTube recs. I still love it ๐ฅฒyoutu.be/GDLINV2KABo?si=PcLjโฆ
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11 Oct 2024
I know a lot of people have been saying this lately, but how did we go from 22-24 episodes per year for a television series to 8-10 episodes every three years for a television series? That's a seismic shift!
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