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Imagine you're Sydney Sweeney and you're getting included in another celebrity's (whom you've never met) schizophrenic AI controversial dream team photo dump, also with a bunch of people you've never met
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i'm not hungry...
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That one German world cup tourist was originally just pandering to the US in general but i sensed he started pandering specifically to hicks so i checked the replies and sure enough the top comment was like "This is how immigrants used to act. Now they just take advantage of us"
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I just remembered that period after the Ukraine war started where “Russian” was like a slur. I literally know a restaurant that removed Russia from its name in response
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the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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Not to sound anti-woke but its interesting how FE can have characters with the most unnatural hair or eye colors but nobody is willing to swallow a character with intentionally unnatural skin color (unless they're freaky villains)
Jun 10
Multiple people have done edits of her and she looks a thousand times better
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I had a run of like 5 checkups where my dentist kept alternating between "you NEED to get these wisdom teeth out NOW" and "If they're not causing discomfort then just leave them :)"
Jun 8
-be me
-go to new dentist, since my old one retired
-new dentist: "you have three cavities"
-feel bad vibe, go get a second opinion
-"woooah - buddy, you have zero cavities. thank god you came to us. let's just do a cleaning"
-send wife to this savior second dentist
-"you have six cavities"
-wife bails on getting them filled, goes to a different dentist a year later
-"woooah gurl, you have zero cavities. thank god you didn't get them filled"
why is dentistry like this 😭
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Yeah its true that radio can't fabricate hits out of nowhere like it used to, but Lizzo isn't getting that radio play either way. This isn't a case of being left behind after industry changes. She's just been rejected at every level
Lizzo says that the industry shift from radio to streaming affected her popularity and career.
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guy who believes you need opposing fans present to enjoy a game
If I’m an 18 year old student who grew up in America and knew nothing better, I’d love this.
However, this is a sporting event, not a concert. Why is the entire stadium singing? Where are the opposition fans?
There is 0 hostility there and thus it doesn’t feel like a real atmosphere and cannot be compared to European atmospheres 💁♀️
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If anything I think he was too central. Like we'll look back in a few years and be like "yeah those were the seasons were everything was inexplicably Bowen Yang humor"
Bowen Yang says he left "SNL" because he "never felt central" to the show.
"I never played the dad or the straight-man teacher. I was always kind of there as the seasoning."
Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2570358
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I live in such a bubble man, what do you mean there are zero presidents of italian ancestry
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Idk if echo chamber is the right word but for all the buzz around her in the pop music sphere, Charli XCX gets outsold by someone named "Stella Lefty"
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In the absence of all else, I've come to appreciate truly 100% American characters. For better or for worse, this kid could not exist anywhere else on earth
bubba harrelson w da lilktye interview
dat bih gah original creators
#datbihgah
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Teen shows attract idiot teenaged viewers who need the production of their favorite TV show to also have drama & villains. Its no surprise that most shows like this spawn fan theories that the showrunner is evil and writing decisions are motivated by personal beef with actors
Sam Levinson says that Sydney Sweeney refused to let him cut nude scenes from ‘Euphoria’ Season 3:
“Well, it’s funny. When I first wrote it, I was like, ‘Maybe we shoot all of this and we don’t have any nudity. Maybe there’s ways to shoot around certain things?' And she looked at me and she was like, ‘Are you kidding? I’m playing an OnlyFans model. You’re telling me you’re going to, like, skirt around it?’ And I was like, ‘Yeah, OK, that’s a fair point.'”
(youtu.be/-xxvltxPFpU)
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I saw Cats opening night because I had this theory that for it to get $100m of funding (and being one of the longest running Broadway plays of all time) despite looking so obviously horrible, there must be something REALLY good under the surface. Nope, it was as bad as it seemed
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The fact that the final season is an alternate universe and we just never see the actual Seasons 1-6 versions of the characters ever again was sooo dumb like idgaf about these people show me how the REAL Archie’s story ends
they get stuck in the 50s and never return to the present
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Doing the disbelief orgasm taste test reaction to food that you bought from the store then transferred to a different dish
May 27
why is everyone obsessed with dot cakes??!isnt it just cake with sprinkles or am i dumb
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“Developing a recipe” is a completely normal thing that professionals say omggg literally every menu item made in house at every restaurant had to have a recipe developed
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If someone said “I developed a pork katsu recipe for my job and I’m really happy with the result” I wouldn’t blink at all
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Also, unless they’re plagiarizing, every recipe in a cookbook was developed by the author
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