Writer. Co-Executive Producer of @SPRpod. Voice of Ethan Schwartz. He/Him.
Joined October 2013
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John Dorsey retweeted
Disable this immediately in your Direct message settings, as it's on by default.
Anyone can voice call you and see your IP address when they do
audio and video calling are now available to everyone on X! who are you calling first?
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Contexte important pour la sécurité : par défaut, les appels sont activés et chaque appel révèle les adresses IP des deux utilisateurs. Les utilisateurs qui souhaitent garder leurs adresses IP privées doivent modifier leurs paramètres de confidentialité. (Traduction Française)
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18 Feb 2024
This is a terrible investment.
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John Dorsey retweeted
14 Feb 2024
ALT A father instructs a child to "get in your giant robot mother." The child gets in the giant robot mother. His father shakes a fist at him from a platform and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The kid in the giant robot mother fights another giant over a cityscape. The other giant is labelled "your feelings." A person watching this program says "this is the greatest tv show I've ever seen."
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5 Jan 2024
I Prop-mastered this commercial! Great to see it in the wild!
5 Jan 2024
On January 6th, I defended our democracy from insurrectionists as a Capitol Police Officer. After, President Biden honored me with the Presidential Citizens Medal.
Today, I’m running for Congress to stop Trump's MAGA extremists & ensure it never happens again.
Join me: secure.actblue.com/donate/lo…
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13 Dec 2023
It’s all been leading to this! A big thanks to @ThatLogicMax who held on to the show long enough to make this episode (and the season) happen.
13 Dec 2023
It's the final episode of season 2. Brought to you by Spandexo!
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12 Dec 2023
I planned to write this nursing a nice cup of coffee, but instead I write this from under my sick toddler. Tomorrow our final episode of @SPRpod debuts and I’m beyond thankful for the actors, the musicians and above all Maximilian Clark, who ensures the show exists. So thank you.
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30 Nov 2023
I am asking Hollywood to remember that spy movies work best when they acknowledge that spy work is often monstrous.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy > MI1 > Casino Royale > Literally every spy movie where the spies don’t work for a country but the greater good
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28 Nov 2023
I would like us to all stop making doctors and lawyers and cops all out to be heroes in media, because I’ve never met one who wasn’t just as clueless and fucking useless as the rest of us.
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18 Nov 2023
For the first time in years I will be tabling at @DCzinefest! If you want to swing by and check out my work or talk about @SPRpod I’ll be there from 11-5pm!
At 2:30 I’ll be on a panel with Mouna Touré to discuss Zines in Modern Fandom.
Come on by and buy some original art!
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John Dorsey retweeted
12 Nov 2023
Remember The Sandlot? I Bet You Do, You Old Piece of Shit hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
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John Dorsey retweeted
8 Nov 2023
hoping all the Wall Street analysts, investors and shareholders embrace our ongoing strategy of losing billions of dollars and alienating all the creative people who make our product so we can show everyone who is the smartest and most powerful
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8 Nov 2023
Good morning to all of Virginia and a get fucked to Youngkin and his team.
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6 Nov 2023
That is fucking bullshit. I’ve watched as you and the team has fostered an incredible space for criticism and fans alike. What a bunch of fucknuts I’m sorry this happened.
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